mister squidward

when you twist your dick and dislocate it so it is hard but floppy then stick it in your co worker at a restaurant
"bro i just did a mister squidward with hailey"
by Nigherferb March 05, 2022
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piggy mister

someone who writes in highlighter and / or sharpie on the whiteboard
"Look at Claire writing in green highlighter all over-the white board. She's such a piggy mister!"
by pseudoyname October 16, 2018
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mister maybe

mister maybe is a man that has it all.
he says what ever he pleases.
you most likely owe him money.
he always makes the first move, don't even try to contact him.
"if mister maybe asks me out on a date i will definitely accept"

"mister maybe called and we talked for hours"

"mister maybe has feet that are size ten men......you should give him a call"

"i owe mister maybe a shitload of money, it was very wonderful of him to lend it to me"

"mister maybe told me he wanted to put my hair in his nose, i feel so good about myself"
by generous-master-sturdy January 19, 2010
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Mister Nickel

A teacher who thinks he is the best thing that ever happend to his students.
A: How is your new math teacher?
B: Man he is such a Mister Nickel.
by Fakten July 20, 2015
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mister two

Enunciation of MR2, a Toyota mid-engined sports car produced from 1984 to 2007.
Yo look at that sweet "mister two " drive by!

Bruh just say "MR2" stop acting like a fucking hipster.
by meme meister extraordinare April 30, 2018
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crispy mister

A crispy mister is a name for an incredible saucy french sandwich, drizzled in thick hot white cum sauce.. Also known as a cummy cruster, a creamy dumpster, or a cummy dumpster.
"That chick is quite the crispy mister."

"Yeah, she's always drenched in hot cream sauce."
by Crispy Brittany September 25, 2017
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Mister Kunkle

A thick, young, puffy man who likes to talk about weewee and trains
Mister Kunkle look a train!

“ where”
by Mr Kankle April 27, 2022
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