by Christopher Dudley May 3, 2005
Get the Leprechaun mist mug.Egyptian Brown Mist has a few steps....
1.) Spend 2 whole days eating nothing but pure fiber and laxatives.
2.) Hold your shit in
3.) After the two days of making your shit into a pure liquid state, offer to have sex with your partner
4.) Then while having sex doggystyle tell your partner you are going to cum.
5.) Before she can turn around, you bend over and spread your cheeks.
6.) As soon as her head rears around you unload all of the shit you have been storing up for the past few days in one massive liquid blast all over her face.
1.) Spend 2 whole days eating nothing but pure fiber and laxatives.
2.) Hold your shit in
3.) After the two days of making your shit into a pure liquid state, offer to have sex with your partner
4.) Then while having sex doggystyle tell your partner you are going to cum.
5.) Before she can turn around, you bend over and spread your cheeks.
6.) As soon as her head rears around you unload all of the shit you have been storing up for the past few days in one massive liquid blast all over her face.
Man last night I gave Bernice the 'ol Egyptian Brown Mist and I had to burn the sheets because they were covered in puddles of shit!
by Nastiestpoopweinerurinaldeuce January 26, 2009
Get the Egyptian Brown Mist mug.1. A mass of fine poop particles in the atmosphere.
2. Poop vapor condensed on the inside of your butt cheeks after forcing out what you "thought" was a dry fart. This often happens in the car and smells exceptionally bad.
2. Poop vapor condensed on the inside of your butt cheeks after forcing out what you "thought" was a dry fart. This often happens in the car and smells exceptionally bad.
Dude, I was driving home from the all you can eat garlic pizza place when I farted and totally Fart Misted all over the inside of my underwear and cheeks.
by Marcort January 22, 2009
Get the Fart Mist mug.Grey mist is a product exclusively available at the Grey Area coffeeshop in Amsterdam, Holland. It is produced by separating cannabis trichomes (THC crystals) from the mature marijuana flower buds that produce them. In other words, it is a powdered form of hashish in it's purest form.
This popular product has elevated the American owned-and-operated Grey Area coffeeshop to legendary status in the cannabis comminity.
This popular product has elevated the American owned-and-operated Grey Area coffeeshop to legendary status in the cannabis comminity.
by Litespeed99 June 6, 2009
Get the grey mist mug.An awesome and rare occurrence as, when flopping out to relieve oneself on a cold winter's day, the penis releases a beautiful
mist, swaying in the wind.
This event is best witnessed in a very cold environment, however it is not advised to piss outdoors just to see this in case a predatory bird mistakes your genitals for food.
mist, swaying in the wind.
This event is best witnessed in a very cold environment, however it is not advised to piss outdoors just to see this in case a predatory bird mistakes your genitals for food.
Gavin: 'Hey Rob what's that miraculous glow above your penis?!'
Rob: 'That, my friend, is dick mist, quite a phenomenon huh?'
Rob: 'That, my friend, is dick mist, quite a phenomenon huh?'
by mahill23 January 12, 2014
Get the Dick mist mug.Female retaliation for receipt of a Dutch Oven whereby she hovers above her sleeping boyfriend's face and delivers an exceptionally moist and fart.
Amy got me back for trapping her in a Dutch Oven and laid down a filthy French Mist. I'll never be the same again!
by mcginty February 25, 2015
Get the french mist mug.A fancy word used to descibe cheap bottles of perfume at the store trying to be cool. Commonly found on flower scented bottles.
by Small casually walking carrot August 6, 2016
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