Portland Mist

While getting a blowjob, just before ejaculation, you put your thumb over your knob like its a hose and spray her down with ejaculate making her look like a glazed VooDoo Donut

I gave her the old portland mist after the blazers game last night.

by loliconqueror69 August 29, 2019

misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.

"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."

by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011

Black Mist

This word comes from the political corruption in Japan.
Noun. Corruption; bribery; lobbying; corruption-related stuff.

Another synonym is a 'dark mist'.

1. People suspect that there is a black mist around the current goverment cabinets.
2. Black mist complete eradication is just a daydream for all developing countries.

by sharerainbows March 17, 2023

der mist

A German saying for "This Shit" often used in situations where someone messed up or is acting immature.

Keven Kept on yelling "yeet" so billy replyed "der mist"

by A_John_Bolten February 3, 2018

golden mist

When your kid pees in the humidifier and pee gets misted on every surface of the room

Every room in my house got golden misted.

by GoldenMister February 14, 2022

mist cord

A discord server full of edaters and active valorant players.
If you do love furries these people might help you on your furry love.

Mist cord defined in a sentence:
Person 1: "hey aren't you in mistcord?
Person 2: "Yea I totally am! Wanna vc and edate while playing valorant?

by MistcordUser November 8, 2021

pissed mist

A general feeling of mass anger, malaise, or depression that simultaneously affects everyone in a room, dwelling, or community.

Alternatively spelled "pissedmist"

Everyone's depressed today, must be some sort of pissed mist going around.

by Mod Eschar July 11, 2022