The Muddy Mississippi

When you are fucking a girl in her ass and she shits all over you big fat cock
I was fucking your mom in her ass last night, and she sent me down the muddy mississippi,
by PERVERT FIREFIGHTER February 17, 2010
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Mississippi Coon

When you are driving down the road and there isnt a bathroom for mile and you have to pee. You hang your back-end out of the car window and pee while the car is in motion.
"Daddy, what was that furry thing? Was that Sasquatch?"
"No boy, that was a Mississippi Coon..."
by Imnotaraciest March 20, 2010
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Mississippi Marshmallow

The sexual act of inserting a marshmallow into a woman's vagina, then extracting and eating the marshmallow. Can be done with multiple marshmallows or any size (regular, Jumbo, mini, etc.).
My girl was just begging me for a Mississippi Marshmallow, but we were all out.

Hey dude, I saw Matzek giving you're girl a Mississippi Marshmallow on a pool table at Shotts's party.
by Sammy Slut Socks March 25, 2011
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Mississippi sharpshooter

When a man has such impeccable control over his sexual climax that he can ejaculate into the mouth of a sneezing partner.
Did you see that video with the Mississippi sharpshooter? It's better than when that guy stuck his head in that girl's vag!
by humansRpepul2 February 12, 2008
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Mississippi Mangler

When hang your partner from a ceiling fan upside down and as she/he/they are spinning around your dick is slapping them in the face. Bonus: Have one man/woman for each fan blade, or have multiple dicks slapping.
i tied up my midget wife for a good ole mississippi mangler session
by redneck12432 January 29, 2011
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Mississippi Handbag

A sexual act mentioned in the movie "FanBoys" because the writers knew that people went to see the movie, they would would automatically go home and look up the word on urban dictionary or invent some perverse act involving their testicles and some poor girl.
"Where do your testicles end up when you do a Mississippi Handbag?"
by The Fanboy May 03, 2009
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