Minecraft 

An amazing sandbox game in which you can do almost anything in. You can build anything you would like but, only out of blocks!

Kid: Josh the new minecraft update is out!
Josh: Yay! I love mine craft!

Minecraft by MunkeyFromDaNorth December 20, 2014

Minecraft 

A time-consuming game in which little to no progress occurs outside of the game. Many spend hours on end just doing nothing and staring blankly at the screen...

Y: What happened to Ben?
M: He isn't missing, he's been playing Minecraft

Minecraft by Ventru April 11, 2015

Minecraft 

Minecraft is the best game in the world and a cheap alternative to drugs.

drug addict:hey dude wanna do some pot?
minecrafter:get away from me i'm playing minecraft!!!!!

Minecraft by BUDDERGOD September 9, 2013

Minecraft 

An indie sandbox game, commonly called an autism magnet, overrun by 12-year old gay faggots and 40-year old pedobears. %99.9 Of ALL players have autism, case in point to be called an autism magnet. Only statiticians have seen nine-tenth's of a "Minecraft faggot"!

Eric: Dude, you play Minecraft?
Severyn: Yeah, i do.
Eric: Go use unregistered Bandicam and make some autistic videos, Minecraft faggot.

Minecraft by ILikeSkunks July 7, 2015

Minecraft 

A game we’re you shove your 2 inch sword up peoples ass to kill them and were 3 year was olds like to ask every girl to be there girlfriend so they can feel proud of themself that they actually talked to a girl who’s actually a 72 year old male pedophile who likes to jack off to Minecraft porn

Imma go jerk off to some Minecraft porn

Minecraft by Blinkeredsix8 October 29, 2017

Minecraft 

Every person who plays this game has never seen the sun light. They should go see some

Friend 1: Hey what games do you play?
Friend 2: Minecraft
Friend 1: Have you killed the Ender Dragon before?
Friend 2: Yea 100 times, Im like dream you know
Friend 1: Go see the sun light, Jesus.

Minecraft by SUSSY MAN XD XD May 24, 2021

Minecraft 

A retarded game that was created by a low life named Markus "Notch" Persson, that is basically video game legos, and created "get the fuck out of my room im playing minecraft"

Many children in 2017 get made fun of for playing minecraft
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!!!

Minecraft by _golden.whale_ October 25, 2017