Milk

A thing that makes fathers get kidnapped by aliens and when the dad comes back he gets milk again and then he is stuck in a endless loop

Dad: "I will get milk for my family."

Alien: not on my watch

by somepersonwholikescheese May 31, 2022

Milk

Water, but different

Person 1: what's that in your fridge?
Person 2: that's water, but different.
Person 1: oh Milk.

by The real milkman January 14, 2020

Milk

The thing your dad never brought back

my dad went to go get the milk

by Amiday November 11, 2021

milk

milk

milk

by justadumbguy November 22, 2021

Milk

The thing your dad left to get...

and never cam back

friend 1: yo do you got milk
friend 2: lemme ask my dad to get some
friend 1: NO DONT!

by Joe mama your mama so mama June 18, 2022

Milk

What you need

he need some milk- okay I’m sorry

by GuyThatLikesWater June 19, 2020

Milk

huh, its taking dad along time to get the milk. i hope hes ok

My dad went to go get some milk, its been 19 years. i miss him

by 2020 in a real nutshell March 23, 2021