MILF

M-I-L-F Mother I'd Like to Fuck

Damn she is one hot MILF.

by Ron August 5, 2003

milf-rattler

A golf term used to describe a shot hit out of bounds where there are houses. (Presumably containing milfs whose wealthy husbands are working to pay for the house on the golf course.)

"Looks like you hit a milf-rattler Dude, that shot definitely hit a house."

by kromar5 September 9, 2008

MILF Pussy

The BEST pussy you can ever get in your life! (Only a few lucky guys have really tasted it)
It usually has large puffy pink lips and fluffy hairs on top as it sits proudly between the white creamy thighs of a milf and it's smell is just intoxicating!
The puffy large ripe lips make you wanna dive inside it!
Also, the best pussy to eat out!
A girl's pussy wouldn't hold a candle to a MILF pussy!

"Damn bro, i saw my MILF neighbour Claire paint her toenails on the porch this morning, and while she had her leg up, i could see the cameltoe of her beautiful MILF pussy peeking from underneath!"

by AnimalPak September 6, 2009

milf

a very atractive mother that one would desire to engage in sexual intercourse with (see justin's mom)

Dude Justin's mom is such a milf! It's to bad she's a lesbian

by donkeypuncher June 7, 2005

Milf

Mother I'd like to fuck

Wow,Stacys Mom is a Milf

by Alec Nauman March 15, 2007

MILF

Mother i would like to fuck

Johnny's mom is a MILF

by Scwwarrior September 21, 2005

MILFeasance

Misconduct or misbehavior by a public official who happens to be a MILF. See also flirj

I'd sure like Palin to milfeasance me in the oval office.
If Bill Clinton was a woman he would have been convicted of milfeasance.
Janet Reno could never have been convicted of milfeasance.

by drss123 February 23, 2009