Merked

A girl who is simply uglier than my shit after a night of boozing. Looking at a merked chick may cause severe eye damage, maybe even blindness.

DJ: yo, I don't think that bitch could be more merked
Vick: eh bro that's my momma
DJ: damn that's tough
Vick: say sato

by Big Chunder March 18, 2021

Mertle

That bitch from Lilo and Stitch who doesn't have a soul and bullies Lilo for being from a broken home.

Man 1 "Where's that bitch Mertle, I haven't seen her in a while"
Man 2 "You didn't hear? She's burning in hell, where she belongs"
Man 1 "Damn right she is. Cunt"

by ghettogirlabc123 June 1, 2018

markleesexual

Having an attraction to Mark Lee from NCT

Boy 1: Hey, I like you.
Girl: Sorry, I'm Markleesexual.

by aly._.rblx December 24, 2020

mecklem

One of the only words that can be used in just about any situation and will 100% make sense to someone that has never heard the word.

person 1: OMFG you are such a mecklem
person 2: damn so aGgReSsIvE
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person 3: Move your mecklem!
person 4: Sorry... I'm moving

by potatokingofgaming October 13, 2021

Markled

To engage in business or friendship with a narcissistic social climber, only to have your business fail or be ghosted by the narcissist once your usefulness has run out.

1. The black female journalist was Markled when she was fired from her job for not simping for Meghan Markle as she expected. 2. Spotify got Markled when only 12 episodes were produced in 3 years and still expected 20 million dollars. 3. Dior swiftly put out a public statement that they had no plans to work with Meghan Markle in an attempt to avoid being Markled.

by Mynomdeguerre July 2, 2023

Merble

To Ramble, going on and on about nothing.

"Quit your Merbling or I'll drive this car right into oncoming traffic, I SWEAR TO GOD!!"

by Robert Beickert December 3, 2004

merbler

a fat bug (bug can be defined as a lobster or a crab... whatever floats your boat)

normal person: "ohmygod, what a merbler!"
odd person: "no, do you mean a fat bug as in crab or lobster?"

by fartypoopoo July 12, 2007