Phil Mitchelled

A state of extreme self induced intoxication often caused by large volumes of alcohol and/or illegal substances.

Tonight lads, lets get Phil Mitchelled

by Superfical Snail January 3, 2017

chloe mitchell

A slag who’ll sleep with anybody.

Can’t even get hold of a sensible phone

Omg chloe Mitchell is so desperate she sleeps with anybody, begs her phone provider for a new phone pretending that it blew up.

by Connerisag May 11, 2020

Kicking Mitchie

Kicking Mitchie is when everyone facing eviction or bankruptcy from COVID 2020-related lack of governmental financial support and relief, courtesy of Mitch "Bitch" McConnell's-led retarded assfuckery of a Republican Senate, shows up their local Republican congressperson's house on Christmas Day to take turns kicking him or her in the face. And the genitals. And then the face again. Then, its a first-come-first-serve free-for-all looting festival where the angry newly-impoverished American citizens steal everything not locked down from the property while making sure to leave as many piles of flaming feces in their wake. It is assumed that so much badly-needed catharsis will be felt during Kitching Mitchie 2020 that it will be cemented as a yule-time tradition for years to come.

If you thought Juneteenth was cool, you're gonna love Kicking Mitchie. Better show up early while the gettin's good.

by Jaunty Diggles December 24, 2020

McBitchin'

McDouble separated at the patties and a McChicken placed in the center

Damn that McBitchin' was bitchin'!

by Ronald McDizzle March 13, 2010

MBTC

More Birthdays To Come

Happy birthday! MBTC. God bless you :)

by MBBG December 10, 2011

Ryan Mitchell Maneuver

A maneuver where you drive your car down a railroad track while a train is approaching. Immediately followed by jumping out of the vehicle and letting the train hit it to stop the train from advancing.

"Oh no, he's using the Ryan Mitchell Maneuver!"

"Shit, do I look high enough to pull off a Ryan Mitchell Maneuver?"

by TheDrifter101 December 27, 2019

McBitch

A rude customer at McDonalds. Someone who yells at the McDonald's employee for getting an order wrong.

Stop being a McBitch, the cashier didn't hear your order correctly.

by mcdonalds4507 April 19, 2011