Matt

Snake.
SSS

That Matt is a right snake.

by Mozzarela March 14, 2017

Matt

Caucasian savage who has long eyebrows and a gap bigger then the amount of immigrants From Africa

" wow this guys gap is huge" wow he must be a matt

by Redlicker444 December 4, 2016

Matt

Matt will make the best boyfriend, wild, crazy, beautiful, if you ever have a Matt in your life consider yourself lucky. He has a caring heart who holds open doors. Carefree, loving who is also very playfully nurturing. He is very strong and always has a smile on his face Matt makes you feel so alive and free

Girl: who is your boyfriend
Girl2: Matt
Girl: wow I got to get me a Matt too

by Heysupman October 21, 2017

Matt

Matt is an intelligent, faithful, handsome man. He is ambitious and successful as well as honest and generous. He is strongly idealistic and a born leader who likes living in luxury and polished shoes.

My boss's name is Matt.

by LycaonWolf January 1, 2015

Matt

A total douche bag who rejected my best friend and deserves to step on a field of Legos

oh damn she crying, must've been Matt

by mattsadick69 December 23, 2013

Matt

An extremely salty guy. He doesn't let his memes be dreams. Born from the sea he posses powers of extreme anger and saltiness. If someone crosses him, expect a face of thunder and somewhere in the world, a wall is punched. Don't let walls fall to this terrible fate.... don't enrage the salt God.

Friend: I forgot to pay matt.

Friend 2: goodbye my friend...

by Dontletyourmemesbedreams January 19, 2017

matt

A person of the couch, or simply couch person

I regret spending most of my days on the couch doing nothing, like a matt.

by Zazzle Dazzle June 21, 2007