polish mace

When someone smells or looks so bad your eyes burn

That sweaty mexican looks like polish mace

by beaudrox September 19, 2016

cooter mace

When you take out the silicon mold of a vagina from a Pocket Pussy and start smacking people with it.

man 1: bro, that riot was messed up someone hit me with a pocket pussy!
man 2:oh, uhh sorry dude that was me

man 1: what?
man 2: yeah that was my cooter mace

by ToeName August 17, 2018

Viking Mace

When you shit in a sock, seal the top and spin it round overhead then you run at someone screaming and hit them in the face with it

I was fucking my bitch and she was getting freaky so I pushed her across the and hit her with the viking mace.

by RawlinsAchademy April 19, 2018

Mace

Lowes pipe covered in pink duck tape and a foam ball with push pops sharpened to be a weapon

Hey stay back man don't make me mace you!!

by Stitch The Great May 17, 2021

Mace Irvine

1. An individual who is closely related to a species of monkey called the proboscis monkey. Mace Irvine is someone likely to have an extreme foot fetish. Not only that, a Mace Irvine can be seen on occasion using his beloved strap-on device on men.

2. Can also mean your Gay in conversation.

"He is such a Mace Irvine."
"Look! its a wild Mace Irvine!"

by Andrew Tate's Son "Ben?" February 16, 2023

Mayonnaise mace

When you take a metal rod and put it through a mayonnaise and freeze it and after that you take it out and it become a Mayonnaise Mace

Yo i crafted a Mayonnaise Mace

by DingleEater November 28, 2022

Yes Mace

Basicly making the word "yes" cool when talking to mates (Mace = Another word for mate)

Richie - Do you want some more vodka?
Ed - YESSS MACE!
Richie - You are NUUUSERD!
Ed - Eahhhhhhh

by Ed Faulkner May 13, 2005