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N.G.M.S.

A popular abbreviation for Non-Gay Man Snuggling. Not to be confused with buttsex, which is extraordinarily gay.

sometimes simply referred to as "Muggling" This is not to be confused with Harry Potter, which is also extraordinarily gay.
So, anyone up for some N.G.M.S. later tonight??

-You mean buttsex?

Noooooooooooooooooooooo. NON-GAY MAN SNUGGLING!!

-Ohhhh. That'd be a most definitely!
by daltadam August 31, 2010
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R.A.M.S.

Acronym standing for Randomly Angry Male Syndrome.

Occurs in mostly adolescent to mid-20's males, causing fits of rage, outbursts, general anger, etc.

Caused by a variety of stressors on the modern male, such as stupidity of others, stupidity of society, general bullshit, and almost anything that can be seen as an annoyance.

There is no known cure.
Bob: Hey George, did you see Jim go ape-shit on that waiter? What's up with him?

George: Its probably just R.A.M.S., Bob. Sometimes the world just gets to guy.

Jim: (screams indecipherably in rage)
by samquam February 5, 2012
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J M S converters

a factory setting that is continuely running out of supplies, and its management staff consists of dildos.
This place is a J M S converters. or
This place is a shit hole.
by Lisa Lovely August 19, 2006
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I.M.S.

Irritable
Male
Syndrome

Much like PMS for women only men have it 24/7
Me: Hey Brad!
Brad: What?
Me: I was just, you know, sayin' hey.
Brad: Well I don't have time for that right now.
Me: Whats Brad's problem??
Elisa: I don't know...it must be I.M.S.
Me: Whats that?
Elisa: Irritable Male Syndrome
Me: Hahahahahaha
by TrixieGal November 11, 2006
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E.M.S.

Stands for "Eat My Shit" (NOT Emergency Medical Service). See also, "S.M.D.," which stands for "Suck My Dick". Both acronyms are useful in social siutations where you wish to make an urgent, direct point; but full expression might be inappropriate, embarrassing, or just plain bad for your health or well-being.
Hey, you over there by the casserole, E.M.S.!
by Visionary Philosopher April 4, 2004
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F.O.M.S

A bad case of the FOMS kept me distant and aloof at my great-aunt's 90th birthday dinner, as I texted my girlfriends for minute by minute updates on their wild night out.

Trish (at the 90th birthday party): Text to all her friends.
Hey guys.
Whats going on?
Who is there?
Is Mike there?
Who is he with?
Someone answer me. I am suffering from the F.O.M.S hardcore right now.

No response from freinds, because they are all busy.
by LLombardi May 11, 2008
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