Holy Lube

To mix holy water with any lubricant

As jimmy walked into church, he remembered he had his Holy Lube in his backpack and headed straight to the bathroom for an early morning Church Jerk.

by Budwudder March 7, 2015

panty lube

Anything special a guy does to get a girl to have sex with him

Guy 1 "dude, two dozen roses is some pretty expensive panty lube"
Guy 2 "yea but it totally worked"

by Tippy2 July 7, 2015

Canadian Lube

Maple syrup used for lubrication.

Hold on, I think I'm going to need the Canadian Lube.

by thelordofkeks August 3, 2016

Lubna girl

She's a nice girl that will always be by your side and will always care and love you

She's loving, caring, loyal,stuck up, outgoing, nice, beautiful, intelligent girl she's one of the best people a person can ever meet and well lucky me that's my best friend xD
BIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO I AM

~princess sugar plum~

She is the best person I have ever met

lubna girl

If you have a friend named lubna sent this to them xD

by Princess sugar plum January 7, 2018

Luber

Luber is a love uber.

The payor of the Uber receives a sexual favor in response to paying the Uber.

It’s like sexting for transportation.

Shelly said “ If you luber me to you I will blow you”.

by Bgow November 27, 2018

Lube

Short for "lubricant." Commercial product used to lubricate sexual intercourse, often anal sex between two men. Lube allows the penis to enter the anus without pulling or tearing of the anal tissue. It also allows time for the anus to expand and accept the incoming phallus.

Dude, it's not going to work without the KY. You'll rip me up otherwise.

by Max Payne March 7, 2003

J-Lube

A lubricant used to assist in medical and obestric prodecures involving farm animals, comes in a powdered form. Water can be added to make the lube slippery while various amounts can be added to produce the desired consistancy. Also used in sexual acts when excessive lubrication is required, such as anal fisting and insertion of large toys into the anus.

I Filled an enema syringe with J-Lube and filled my ass with it before being fucked hard in the ass by my dog's huge cock.

Fucking in a tub of J-Lube is an immensely erotic experience

by ButtSexLvr April 18, 2006