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the louisville woodchipper

When you are tossing salad on a chick and she begins to a drop a deuce, you take it all in, chew it up, and spit it back out on her belly. Can be topped off with some splooge as well.
Yeah man, there I was tossing her salad when all of a sudden she sharted. I was feeling pretty frisky that night so i went ahead and gave her the Louisville Woodchipper
by mr bobbbb January 23, 2014
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Louisville Lip Gloss

After you get finished violating a girl from the pooper, take you shit covered dick and rub it on her lips as if applying lip gloss.
Chris gave Ashley some Louisville Lip Gloss and she looks good!
by atoevan November 1, 2008
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louisville

Louisville, Kentucky!!!!!

Where to begin, Oh well I would first like to say that Louisville AKA Gateway City to the South is a Southern city always has been and always will be. It's the nations 16th largest city, with a black population of 140k (23RD LARGEST). It's most known for the Kentucky Derby attracted over 100K each year, which does not include the MASSIVE party in the West End off Broadway (the black hang out). It's also known for fried chicken hence Connel Sanders KFC. So don't hate on my city if it's not liberal enough or what ever else please go North of the Mason Dixon Line (The Ohio River).
Louisville is a redneck mecca especially in the Portland area and other residential areas downtown.
by Chris Boxley November 10, 2008
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LouisVitool

A male who wears clothing and or accessories which have a ridiculously large logo or other branding in order to show everyone within a 4 mile radius that he is such a high roller that he can sport a shirt which says Armani Exchange large enough to cover 86% of his chest.
That LouisVitool is running his mouth about how big time he is and he how much money there is in industrial carpet fresheners but his multi-color Kia and Ed Hardy shirt I saw him smuggle out of TJ MAXX beg to differ.
by Stan Oompaloompas April 29, 2009
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Louisville Locksmith

The act of an inverted backwards 69 while scissor kicking involving two men and insertion of both parties.
get ready for this louisville locksmith...im gonna jackhammer the shit out of you!
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Louisville Plugger

A sex act involving a an autographed Louisville slugger baseball bat, a can of spam, and two plungers.
Jane: Wanna do something kinky tonight?

John: How about a Louisville Plugger

Jane: Get out of my house you sick pervert
by Yttrium December 21, 2004
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louisville

The BEST dame place u could ever be.We got Portland Shively PRP....All u hatas can shove it ^ ur ass bkuz u know we kick ass. fried chicken and Derby, we betta than u hatas nd bitches, jus kuz we aint punks or preps dont mean nothin.
I was ^ in Louisville and I was n heaven
by looeyville October 11, 2006
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