Oh Lord

Similar to the word 'OMG' Oh my god but this time it's 'Lord'

Oh lord, this homework is hard.

by Converted-Love June 24, 2008

dab lord

If the Force were made of hash oil, a dab lord would be a 900-year-old Jedi of unfathomable power. Dab lords are migratory creatures, primarily found at EDM/dubstep/livetronica shows (in the winter) and festivals such as TomorrowWorld and Camp Bisco (in the spring/summer/fall). They sport an array of different paraphernalia intended for the doing of dabs. They are benevolent creatures, often willing to share their dabs with others, particularly artists. They have a unique propensity for finding a way into artist-only areas and green rooms for the express purpose of ensuring that EDM artists are high before, during, and after their sets. You can spot a dab lord by his multicolored, psychedelic garb, by his baseball cap, covered in various pins, and by his similarly-decorated backpack, used to transport the aforementioned paraphernalia. If you see a dab lord in the wild, be friendly, greet him with a hearty "yo, dude!", and prepare for a long conversation about EDM interrupted by numerous dabs. Dab lords possess the ability to avoid becoming dabbed out, regardless of the biochemical hurricane one might find upon inspecting a blood or urine sample. If you spot a dab lord who appears dabbed out, it is far more likely that he has recently consumed ketamine or one of any number of recreational research chemicals. You are in no danger from such a dab lord, but you can also safely choose to ignore him, as there is little chance that he will remember the encounter.

"Did you see that dab lord at the Gramatik tonight? He was chiefing on 3 different g-pens all by himself!"
"Bro, that's nothing -- there were THREE dab lords in the Exmag green room. Place was greenhoused with pure vape, bro! Not an artist in sight!"

by ezrapound December 23, 2013

Squine Lord

1: The worst definition of squine.

2: An awful excuse for any living creature.

The squine lord Kobe Bryant was unworthy of his allstar MVP.

by Will Rowen February 19, 2007

Game lord

The video game equivalent to a drug lord; the idea that video game vendors illicitly organize the transport and selling of video games prior to their new release launch dates. Drugs are to drug lords as games are to game lords.

How did you get your hands on that game man? It's not out til next Tuesday.

Oh you know, my game lord hooked it up for me.

by VideoGameVixen November 10, 2012

nang lord

One who crunches cream chargers in large quantities on a regular basis.

Dude, that man has no brain cells what a nang lord.

by KneeTheBarrier October 13, 2019

Lord Privy Seal

Amateurs and novices in the making of documentaries can't resist illustrating every significant word in the commentary by cutting to a picture of it. The Lord Privy Seal is an antiquated title in Britain's heraldic tradition. The joke imagines a low-grade film director who illustrates it by cutting to a picture of a Lord, then a privy, and then a seal.

(from richarddawkins.net)

Crappy Documentary "I've hit rock bottom" (show a picture of a stone and a butt on the screen)

Audience, "Hey, that's another crappy Lord Privy Seal"

by Oxyborb December 24, 2008

Gay Lord

Perceived to be the 'original' or 'first' homosexual male, if such a being ever existed. The occasional myth that emerges from closed circles entails that the one Gay Lord ruled over homosexuals in early Mesopotamian times as a deity of sorts and if he still lived today, would be able to control every living gay man with a single thought. Some say that the homosexual 'essence' of the Gay Lord was / is the purest of all gays. To this day, it is unknown as to how the Gay Lord actually looked like, although there is much speculation on whether the Gay Lord still lives; locked away in deep slumber. It has also been said that the Gay Lord has no apparent connection with bisexuals or lesbians.

"Like you said palooka, the Kindred have their Cain and the homos have their Gay Lord.."

by SteevJ March 31, 2005