Swamp Logging

Swamp logging is the act of expelling all air from the mouth to create a perfect vacuum on your subject's anus. Once the lips are sealed and the vacuum is in place, one subtly extracts fecal matter directly from the jejunum with a swift inhalation.

Ryan was swamp logging Alex last night. I watched and masturbated frantically in the closet.

by Johnny Rico, Death from Above June 11, 2010

cheese-logging

to go out to a restaurant and eat mass quantities of cheese logs in a short period of time.

My girlfriend broke up with me so i went cheese-logging in hopes that one would clog my aortic valve, causing me to explode.

by N.H. April 2, 2007

logging data

Taking your log (your penis) and shoving it into some data (a girls vagina). Slang amongst computer nerds.

Ronald: "What were you doing last night"
Hamburgaler: "I was logging data"
Ronald: "Oh awsome!"

by Computer John March 10, 2012

loding

Idiot who can't spell loading

I'm loding a truck

by mmmjolein February 24, 2018

longing distance

The space, literal and emotional, between yourself and another person, hoping for their safety and well-being, wishing you could be together when you are inescapably separated during the pandemic.

Unable to help in any way, hoping each day that she would remain well, wishing he could simply be where she was, the longing distance was at times unbearable.

by Monkey's Dad April 4, 2020

logging ‘em

When you crap your pants and you shake the log down your pant leg and fling it at someone

Soiled my pants in the Target dressing rooms, had to make a quick escape, now I’m logging ‘em

by Avery;) November 8, 2020

Longingdong

Means when a man pisses in women's mouth then she swallows it and then pisses his piss in his mouth. Usually takes up to 40 mins to do.

Bro, John and mallisa did the longingdong. He said it was disgusting.

by Shit_ass_butthole December 22, 2020