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Rule of New Londons

"If one has New Londons fries, one must share New Londons fries. Someday you will be without them, and, because of this rule, you can help yourself to some of the deliciousness, just as others have helped themselves to yours."
~Moses, "The Old Testament" Deleted Scenes

When an aquaintance has a serving of delicious New Londons fries, this law can be utilized. The Moocher must first declare that he/she is taking some fries under the Rule of New Londons. The owner of the fries has no choice but to comply, for they know that they have mooched in the past and will mooch in the future.
"Dude, you're so envious, I have fries and you don't!"
"I hereby enact the Rule of New Londons. Fork some over."
"Dammit dude, fine, here ya go..."
by JockoAccidente October 7, 2006
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Grand Theft Auto London

Grand Theft Auto: London 1969 was first released in late March 1999. This was the first follow on to the controversial PC game Grand Theft Auto. The controversy especially highlighted the violence in the game, due to it's violent nature of doing gang missions, dealing with drugs, car jacking, murder, killing police and generally being a menace to society.

The add-on pack Grand Theft Auto: London 1969 was not as popular as the original, due to several things. Firstly there was no improvement in graphics, it looked identical to Grand Theft Auto in terms of graphics. Secondly, the missions also were no improvement, it was the same type of missions which failed to make the game sell so well like the original did. And possibly due to some of the poor accents of the voice cast, contrasting extremely to the voice cast in San Andreas using actors such as Samuel L. Jackson for Officer Tenpenny.

Anyway, Grand Theft Auto London was set during the late 1960's hence the title London 1969 and although the radio stations gave the feel of this time era the missions and gameplay did not offer the same feel. Grand Theft Auto: London 1969 differed from the original in that it only had a single city, which was London. Whereas the original Grand Theft Auto had: Liberty City (Grand Theft Auto 3), Vice City (Grand Theft Auto Vice City), and San Andreas) Grand Theft Auto Vice City. The name in bracket's indicates what cities where made into which of the following GTA Games (Excluding GTA2).

It is very possible the next Grand Theft Auto game is going to be set within London. Although how it will be done is unsure as the other three 3 dimensional GTA games are set on an island, and as London is not an island is may present a problem, but not one Rockstar and Rockstar North can't sort out. Personally I believe that it is very possible the next Grand Theft Auto game is going to be set within London as the games has so far followed the trend of the cities from the previous Grand Theft Auto games.

The Grand Theft Auto series of games is quite possibly the best series of games every made... and ever will be, a sheer classic.
Your Brown Bread (Wasted)
You're Nicked (Busted)
by planetshaun June 30, 2005
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London Rocket

When a fully loaded frat guy busts in a girls mouth then then she sneezes due to the guy's tickiling pubes forcing her to jump in the air and shoot the load out of her nose resmebling a rocket launch... a countdown is optional
that girl sure was a nasty trick she took a ride on the london rocket
by leonard the ram May 6, 2009
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London Rooftop

A method used to hide a boner, when the male tucks his boner up between his pants and the bottom of his stomach possibly exposing the tip of the penis (the london rooftop).
Man i had a boner in class today to hide it i used the london rooftop method.
by 3ben3 August 22, 2007
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Greetings from London

A cordial way of saying who gives a fuck, fuck off, or shut the fuck up. This expression is particularly useful in online conversations or when you need to silence someone in their tracks.
Jack: So let me tell you what I did today. I fed my cat, polished my shoes, bought a new hat, but I still didn't get any work done on my damn--

Greg: Greetings from London!

Jack: Sorry about that.
by avery_brooks August 21, 2008
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London Nose

After a day in London (or any other city - change the place name), you get home and blow your nose and are greeted to a black soot on your white tissue.
Arriving at work in the morning and blowing your nose - "I've only been in London 2 hours and I've already got London nose!".
by the booger meister January 2, 2014
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London Tour Bus

After eating one or more Taco Bell Double Decker tacos, then after completing all but the final stages of digestion, the act of unleashing said final stage of digestion in the form of an "upper decker".

This act is considered one of the most high forms of retribution and shall be reserved for only the most heinous of enemies.
Jake is a twat! He stole $60 from me and used it to take my ex-girlfriend on a date. While they're out, I'm going to wolf down 8 Double Deckers, break into his house, and leave him a nice smelly London Tour Bus in the top of his toilet.
by Mr. FancyPants July 14, 2014
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