pinched a loaf

Pinching a loaf refers to when one's sphincter clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing turd in half. The result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one's rectum to a pristine un-befouled state of cleanliness.

Wife: Honey, what's taking you so long. We're going to be late.

Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.

Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.

by Hoopermazing September 8, 2006

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Struggle Loaf

When you got a loaf of bread and then you watch the Food Network and you imagine that it's meatloaf.

Just because I got xbox live don't mean I'm not strugglin' nigga, I had to eat a struggle loaf last night.
-ModernWarNegro 2013

by They Call Me Mr. Struggle February 15, 2015

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french loaf

When your shit log is so long that it looks like a long loaf of French bread.

"Man, my shit was so long that it looked like a French loaf!"

by Merlin1986 July 25, 2016

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grunting a loaf

To defecate forcefully and voluminously.

I ate a whole rotisserie chicken and seven hot dogs. Several hours later, I grunted out a massive loaf.

by loafgrunter January 20, 2003

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Brand Loafing

The act of taking one company's brand and altering it slightly to create a new brand.

Have you ever thought about creating an online streaming movie company, and directing it towards gay people, and then calling it Netdix?

Yes. Yes I have. Lets go Brand Loafing.

by Lespaul1101 June 8, 2011

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