Pinching a loaf refers to when one's sphincter clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing turd in half. The result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one's rectum to a pristine un-befouled state of cleanliness.
Wife: Honey, what's taking you so long. We're going to be late.
Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.
Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.
Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.
Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.
by Hoopermazing September 8, 2006

To defecate forcefully and voluminously.
I ate a whole rotisserie chicken and seven hot dogs. Several hours later, I grunted out a massive loaf.
by loafgrunter January 20, 2003

When you got a loaf of bread and then you watch the Food Network and you imagine that it's meatloaf.
Just because I got xbox live don't mean I'm not strugglin' nigga, I had to eat a struggle loaf last night.
-ModernWarNegro 2013
-ModernWarNegro 2013
by They Call Me Mr. Struggle February 15, 2015

by Merlin1986 July 25, 2016

Have you ever thought about creating an online streaming movie company, and directing it towards gay people, and then calling it Netdix?
Yes. Yes I have. Lets go Brand Loafing.
Yes. Yes I have. Lets go Brand Loafing.
by Lespaul1101 June 8, 2011

by Bennett turner December 4, 2016

son: HEY MOM
mom:WHAT
son: GIVE ME THE BOX OF EAR LOAVES
mom: YOUR BROTHER ATE THEM ALL
son2: hahahahahh ear loaf
mom:WHAT
son: GIVE ME THE BOX OF EAR LOAVES
mom: YOUR BROTHER ATE THEM ALL
son2: hahahahahh ear loaf
by ear loaf June 6, 2019
