Linkin Park: Linkin Park is one of the worst bands in the world... The lead singer Chester, is absolutly terrible. To record a song, they have a special recording studio with a toilet in it. He goes days without shitting. When its time to record the song, Chester sits on the toilet and shits. How else could he produce such earshreeching, deafning tones???? I've done an expriment. One day while taking a shit, (while i was straining)i started singing "Bleed it Out." While doing this my brother walked by and said "Turn off that shit, i hate linkin park..."
One of my friends described linkin parks sounds as:
"having sex with someone over a toilet in the behind who is constapated and yelling into a microphone while pandas with guitars and facial hair lick their instruments and make stupid riffs, all while the yeller is improvising lyrics on the spot."
"having sex with someone over a toilet in the behind who is constapated and yelling into a microphone while pandas with guitars and facial hair lick their instruments and make stupid riffs, all while the yeller is improvising lyrics on the spot."
by K-Weezy April 13, 2008
Get the linkin park mug.A band that doesn't scream so much as annoy. In fact, they annoy so much that most of the general population would wish to kick them in the balls. A band with 6+ members is no longer a band, it's an army, and they are armed to split skulls with their awful noise.
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The majority of the whining and screaming you hear on a Top 40 radio station. Some people call it "music" for some strange reason.
by shmendrik May 26, 2010
Get the Linkin Park mug.A popular and rather successful band, Linkin Park offers something for everyone, while keeping the same timbre (that's a musical term, look it up). Reanimation, Hybrid Theory, and Meteora (excluding track 12, Session) were very well done, whereas the latest installment (feat. Jay-Z) bombed like Hell.
Friend 1: Did you hear that new song from Linkin Park?
Friend 2: You mean the new/old remixed song with Jay-Z?
Friend 1: That's the one.
Friend 2: It totally blew!
Friend 3: Bwahahaha!
Friend 2: You mean the new/old remixed song with Jay-Z?
Friend 1: That's the one.
Friend 2: It totally blew!
Friend 3: Bwahahaha!
by Cyberopts September 25, 2005
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Person 1: Let's listen to some music. How about Linkin Park?
Person 2: Yes, they are awesome! Who doesn't love them?
Person 2: Yes, they are awesome! Who doesn't love them?
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Indra just recommended a poor engineer to Tom so she can weak link his team and beat them at the company retreat
Jyn's father worked with the Alliance so he could weak link the Death Star on purpose for the Rebel Alliance
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Jyn's father worked with the Alliance so he could weak link the Death Star on purpose for the Rebel Alliance
The party blew up over a row about affirmative action when Shino said it's weak linking the workforce for political gain
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