Red-Lighting

The act of hallucinating without the use of psychoactive drugs, such as LSD or acid. This requires one ping pong ball, a radio with headphone jack, and a red lightbulb. To hallucinate, cut the ping pong ball in half and tape halves over eyes. Then turn the radio to a white noise (static) station and put on headphones. Finally, stare into red lightbulb and wait for about half an hour. Soon, you will start to hallucinate.

Greg: Where were you man? We we're gonna watch the game!

Ben: I was at home, red-lighting. I rode a unicorn underwater.

Greg: That explains why you didn't text back.

by rugger26 May 16, 2011

Lightning rod

While barefoot, drag your feet through thick carpet, and then touch the tip of your erect penis to the vaginal lips of your partner, creating a static shock.

I gave this chick the lightning rod by accident and she freaked out.

by Dan Rich, courtesy of Joe Grecz July 16, 2008

lightning-ning

when lightning strikes!

omg its lightning-ning outside!!

by TheRealDictionary January 3, 2009

Lightning Rod

Somebody who takes the heat for everybody else. A scapegoat; a boogeyman.

Portnoy: “Some would say you’re the lightning rod. Would you agree?”
Trump: “Sometimes it’s for a purpose.”

by JesusIsKing8 July 27, 2020

north american lightening rod

when a big thunderstorm is happening a male runs out into the middle of a field ties a piece of metal around his penis waits for his soldier to stand tall. and then waits for the lightening to strike

hey man me and a bunch of the guys are heding out to the field for a north american lightening rod wanna come?!

by ROSETTA STONED May 15, 2009

Lightning McQueen

When you have sex with a girl on her back then you attach a car battery to her nipples shocking her and then cum between her eyes. Then you run as fast as a race car to avoid getting your ass kicked.

I gave that MILFa lightning McQueen last night. She won't be able to breastfeed ever again.

by Anti fandom freedom fighter. September 6, 2016

Green lightning

When you have the squirts and the color of the liquid is green. Ultimately shooting out of your asshole like lightning and scaring everyone who walks near the toilet after your done.

"Bro did you just see that Green lightning in the taco bell bathroom"

by JonDon November 28, 2012