sexual lasagna

When someone slaps a wet noodle on your cheesy ass

Me and my Facebook homeboy are gonna come over make you into sexual lasagna.

by Harbor Tunnelcunt September 16, 2016

The Infinite Lasagna Theory

The Infinite Lasagna Theory states that everything in the universe correlates to a layer of lasagna in an infinite lasagna, everything can relate to anything even if it takes 10000 layers of lasagna to get there. Each layer of lasagna going up is a relation of some sort. The lasagna is ever-expanding as well, as time moves onward technology develops thus allowing for more layers of the lasagna to be added, thus making it in theory infinite. There is an infinite number of branches branching off each layer as well. An infinite number of branches of lasagna for an infinite number of layers in the main lasagna.

"Did you hear about The Infinite Lasagna Theory?"
"No, tell me about it!"

by MonkeyMan46 November 5, 2020

Baby lasagna

Baby lasagna is the saggy and wrinkly skin on a woman's belly after she gives birth to a child. It looks as though you are looking at a slice of lasagna from the side.

Tara is a m.i.l.f. but after I got her in the sack I noticed she had some nasty baby lasagna.

by Brando Pacino July 22, 2011

Punched Lasagne

Mangled ass pussy

That is one ugly punched lasagne

by Alistair Holder January 25, 2017

LASARP

when an overachieving student indulges in tasty treats with a teacher while performing anal sex.

Ashley and Matthew LASARPed with a cookie pie.

by jane mass March 21, 2009

shit lasagna

Its when you carefully place toilet paper down in the toilet before you use it. Then have a bowel movement on top, then wipe, put it down. Then move your bowels yet again, wipe, and put it down. continue to do this untill you have about Five to Six layers, and you will have your shit lasagna. (for looks eat a can of buttered corn about 15 hours before you attempt your shit lasagna.)

last night i was bored, so i decided to make a shit lasagna.

by David Remsen July 5, 2007

shit lasagna

Effect of piling several layers of shit on a bathtub or bucket, separated by pieces of newspaper.

This is a common practice for the people in the ghetto.

My friend got dizzy after smelling the shit lasagna his howdies had in the bathroom.

by William Ch August 14, 2006