man lumber

The kind of wood a man carries between his legs. It could be oak, pine, mahogany or Bonsai depending on race or family inheritance.

I asked this hottie if she would like to get a pizza and fuck. When she said no I said "what you don't like pizza"? At that point she kicked me in the man lumber.

by Wageslut December 16, 2015

Canadian lumberjack cut

When you shave the top of your head but not the sides

Nice Canadian lumberjack cut!

by Edgy2002 February 15, 2017

frozen lumberjack

When you take one of your turds, freeze it, then insert it in someone else's ass so they can shit it out as well

I took such a good shit that I gave her a frozen lumberjack so that she could enjoy it as well

by Ismashedurmom April 5, 2017

sexy lumberjack

Middle-aged white man who wears flannels and ratty jeans with a fluffy beard and a rockin bod. Super chill but when you need him he can cut down trees to get to you. Smells like blasam pine, wood shavings and hard work.

Damn, who's that guy?
That's my new man, that's my sexy lumberjack.

by Dani the definer November 24, 2017

tree stump lumberjack

Somebody who goes around trying to cut down to size people who are already as low as they can get

Did you hear Rick today? He was telling that homeless dude that his pants went out of style 10 years ago.

Yeah, he's a real tree stump lumberjack

by Ed Gein Number Nine December 24, 2010

Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle

A beetle that is very elusive and is present during the warm months. If bit by a Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle your testicles will swell to the size of the Rocky Mountains. If you are a girl that is bit you will grow balls the size of the Rocky Mountains. The bite is extremely painful.

If you see a Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle run for your fucking life!

by J4or September 10, 2015

Adam Lamberting

Doing anything related to Adam Lambert
(includes stalking)

A : What are you doing?
B: Adam Lamberting

by vizard light June 1, 2009