learned the clarinet at school

Euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob".

In BBC's TV miniseries Sherlock, John Watson, (boyfriend to Sherlock Holmes) is discussing his various talents which include physical and mental flexiblilty, parenthetically adding at the very end of a long list "I learned the clarinet at school."

by dappertophatter November 18, 2012

You Learn Something Every Day

Self explanatory. Often used when you are struck by something painfully obvious, but you never noticed.

Milo, did you know that if you redline your Benz too long the ECU shuts down the gas flow to the injectors?

Redline? MY Benz? Awww... Well, You Learn Something Every Day...

by SeW hat August 15, 2008

LeBron

The ultimate betrayal, worse than a Benedict Arnold.

Gloria: I had sex with Delonte
LBJ: Moooommmmm!
Gloria: I LeBroned you like you like you LeBroned Cleveland.

by Brent Cleveland July 12, 2010

Lebron

unexpectedly leaving somewhere or just to leave.

Joe: hey i have work tomorrow morning and its getting late.
Situatution: Yall gonna lebron now?
Joe : yup

by mistahh dutchmen. July 18, 2010

Lebron

To fail miserably at the last second

I was a shoe in for the job but then I Lebroned the interview!

by Sombrador June 16, 2011

lebron

Defined on DontLebronMe.com
-verb
canceling too close to a deadline; not leaving others the time to find a replacement.

-> “Rich lebronned his duty of being the DD, forcing us to walk home last night.”
-> “We planned on meeting you guys last night, but the babysitter had to lebron for some new guy she met.”
-> “Every single time you tell me I can count on you, you back out and screw me. All I’m saying is, if you promise me you’ll be there, Don’t Lebron Me.”
-> “The boss doesn’t tolerate lebrons.”

by DontLebronMe October 27, 2010

The Lebron James Technique

The Lebron James Technique is a cheap move by trying to divert attention away from yourself after you did something that caused you a bad reputation. The technique involves asking the person criticizing you, "What should I do?" followed by offering a number of ridiculous hypothetical situations that make the person feel sorry for you.

Stop using The Lebron James Technique, and just admit what you did was wrong.

by ufocalagrad November 13, 2010