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A type of fruit. Usualy found in perticular drinks. Sour.
Guy#1: Dude look what i found a lemon!
Guy#2: ...
Guy#1: ...
Guy#2: ......You gona eat that or what?
lemon by -nicotine- March 10, 2005
Bland, cookie cutter, porno stories. Get to be really tasteless.
Lemon stories are nothing like real lemons (the fruit), because real lemons actually have a constantly intense and nice, sour flavor.
lemon by The Hitokiri-Battousai December 4, 2003
from gucci manes lemonade song referring to an ugly girl on the low alot of times ugly girls think its something good lol
she's a LEMON
Lemon by Thates2002 August 24, 2010
when you are to high to do anything at all. ( walk, drive, eat,talk,ect.)
Mike:dude Jon is lemon
Paul: haha yeah dude just leave him lets go to taco bell.
Lemon by ashdfciohdsuf June 2, 2011
Code word for Lorazapam; an anti-anxiety prescription drug.
Work was so stressful today I had to take a lemon to keep from having a panic attack.
Lemon by Kaitya June 15, 2012
A fruit mainly used as an instrument. Also used in One Direction.
"Did you hear that lemon?"
"That was my wife"
Lemon by Randomizle January 9, 2015