Lava Load

When the mans ejaculate is so hot it causes 3rd degree burns on the skin.

Lady: Wow Joe blew his Lava Load over my chest last night. Now I have blisters on my tits.

by The Hero7 March 24, 2021

lava room

- a mythical room where innovation occurs. similar to the room of requirement in harry potter, but for launching new technologies.

facebook video was created in the lava room.

by jjflex September 11, 2009

Red Lava

When you cum inside someone's esophageal herpetic ulcer and the Cum and blood mix and they gag and spit up red lava.

Her Snargle Rocks made me so hard that she spewed red lava.

by P DOGZ December 17, 2020

lava pie

The product of baking 2 cups diarrhea, 3 tablespoons lemon juice, 10 cups water, 4 1/2 cups white sugar, 1 cup cornstarch, 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon, 1 teaspoon salt, 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg.

Let bake for and hour at 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Let cool for 30 minutes and serve to thine enemies.

I baked a lava pie for that bitch Linda that lives down the road for cheating in bingo last week.

by Yaboisteez September 29, 2017

Lava Flow

When a female has a very heavy period and proceeds to participate in gym class, only resulting in a massive flow of menstrual blood.

"Hey, Tom, I think this chick is on her period."

"Uh oh, looks like we're about to witness a lava flow

by Shitcakedasshairs April 23, 2018

Swimming in lava

The worst feeling in Minecraft when you fall in lava with all your good item

Steve: what happened to Alex
Villager: She tried “swimming in lava”

by Gubinatior42069 August 30, 2019

Lava lamp

When you jizz inside of a full coke bottle with multiple people and close the bottle tight so it gives the appearance of an unopened bottle and give it to the person you hate the most

He gave that bitch a lava lamp

by Rellikjr. January 5, 2017