The most dangerous animal known to man, described as a bear with unlimited access to the awesome power of lasers. They are extremely rare and are native to the Colorado Rockies. Their access to lasers comes at puberty, after an important laser-christening ceremony at the age of 4 (17 in bear years).
I'm sorry, Larold is out of the office due to the recent LaserBear attack he endured.
Aunt Flo's death was a tragedy, made all the worse by the fact that she was mauled by a LaserBear.
Aunt Flo's death was a tragedy, made all the worse by the fact that she was mauled by a LaserBear.
by Nighthawk Justice May 27, 2009
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Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!
by aotako June 8, 2011
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Lasette is a beautiful girl and funny. She is really attractive and nice. She will be there for you when ever you need her. Can be the easiest person to get along with. But you don't wanna get on her bad side. She loves you as a friend as long as you love her too. So if you have a Lasette as a friend your lucky.
by Isaiahr3 October 19, 2015
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Get the lasean mug.Someone who has highly unusual and speedy intellectual capabilities. This individual typically has mastered UCC Damages and Battle of the Forms during the summer preceding law school.
Could use a laser brain to cut through this warehouse of discovery documents, otherwise I'd have to hire ten new associates from Regents law.
by lazerbrain October 31, 2011
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Pronounced late gee.
Pronounced late gee.
Man: So I was going to take the trash out eventually but then I saw the neighbor chick. She called me a laetji!
Typical laetji statements: I'll do it later.
There, in the grass, from 5 feet away.
Typical laetji statements: I'll do it later.
There, in the grass, from 5 feet away.
by Asharaa December 21, 2010
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