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An insult given to procrastinators, very sarcastic, and/or pervy men; usually in multiple relationships or single.

Pronounced late gee.
Man: So I was going to take the trash out eventually but then I saw the neighbor chick. She called me a laetji!

Typical laetji statements: I'll do it later.
There, in the grass, from 5 feet away.
Laetji by Asharaa December 21, 2010
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Laetitia 

Laetitia can be the sweetest person you will ever meet she is really smart and is always there for you when you are feeling down about yourself,she tends to bring the happiness out of everyone. Laetitia is one of the greatest friend you can ever have. She the cutest smile in the world and she is super chill and fun to hang out with. If you know a laetitia make sure to never let her go.
Laetitia is my best friend
Laetitia by Kingballer29 April 24, 2018
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A Laeticia is a wonderful person. Always extremely kind and funny. You are very lucky if you have a Laeticia as a close friend. She’s also very sensitive. The type of person who digs deep into other people’s words, overthinking about what they said. Internally and emotionally weak. Don’t piss a Laeticia off. She might never come back.
Person: “Laeticia, you can’t date that person he’s ugly!”

Laeticia *squints her eyes and finds the real definition of this*
Laeticia by TikTokSuckMeCock March 27, 2019

Laetitia 

The best mommy , very smart , very mature and knows how to control herself . Doesn’t care about what people think . A very rational person . Very intelligent . Amazing style in clothes . She is protective to her kids , I love you mom !
Laetitia by AEGmacon January 21, 2019

Laetitia 

An incredibly adorable european girl. She has a gorgeous figure, pretty hair and beautiful eyes. She gets turned on easily and is amazing at sex. You can spend forever talking to this cute girl and you will never get bored. she is funny and smart and caring and sensitive and beautiful and everyone loves her!
Kyle: Man, I'm really interested in Laetitia, I would love to go out with her.
John: Idk dude, a lot of guys at school feel that way so you have a lot of competition.
Laetitia by bvnogapers January 3, 2013

Laetitia 

Laetitia, a true friend. A friend that we could call a sister. Cute, beautiful, kind, honest, funny and way so much more qualities... i can't even count them. It's someone that will always be there for you, someone that will try their best to make you feel better, to remind you you're worth it in the hard moments of life. Someone you'll always be thankful to have by your side. A person that probably no one would beat because they're too imperfectly perfect. A heart of gold. SOOO gorgeous even she doesn't agree. Ohh i almost forgot, iced caps from tim hortons, that's an important point to NOT forget about:)
This girl named Laetitia has a pretty smile.
Laetitia by Simply0lzanski October 12, 2017

Laetitia 

A Laetitia is a best friend anyone can have. She is perfect weight that is not too skinny yet not too fat. All the guys love her. If you have a friend named Laetitia I would kepp track of her, everyone wants to be her friend. Every guy falls head over heels for a Laetitia, because she is smart, kind, beautiful. Also Laetitia are usally French or Spanish.
1 Guy: Dam, did u see Laetitia 2day!!

2 Guy: Ya dude, she was smoking HOT!!!!

1 Girl: Heys, guys that's my BFF ur talking about
Laetitia by I<3myBFFLaetitia October 7, 2010
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