lane raped

when someone forces their way into your lane without your consent; usually accompanied by harsh language and hand gestures on your part

When I was sitting on the freeway, the car in the lane next to mine totally lane raped me as he tried to get over the exit.

by C_Dogg April 7, 2010

lane disciplinarian

Another driver who makes great show of pointing out to you that you are in the wrong lane, or won't let you in when you try to change lane, by flashing their lights, blowing their horn, gesticulating, winding down their window and saying loudly to you that they think that you indulge in self-abuse etc.

I was in the wrong lane but when I tried to change some sanctimonious lane disciplinarian blocked my path

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

lane rape

1. When you are walking in a crowded hallway any people start drifting from there lane into your way.
2. Drifting into the left lane in a vehicle (lane raping the person in the left lane)

Person on phone: so last night I was- HEY GET OUTTA THE WAY, sorry this chick was totally committing lane rape.

by allons-ycompanion March 13, 2015

Lane Tech

There are five types of kids at this place: (1) the quiet, irrelevant Hispanic kids w crusty hair who make up 99% of the school, (2) the white guys that say the n word and ask for carts on their stories and, (3) the bitches that only communicate w TikTok dances,

(4) The large community of off brand Stephan Hawkings and (5) the LOUD ltacs who anime run to the 4th floor to do nicotine n turn their hair green

Lopez: Lane tech is like my asshole, it’s big, it smells, and u can fit hella ppl in there

Bald Pincipal: I miss my hair

by ElonMusk December 4, 2019

Lane Slut

Someone who switches lanes continually to try and make better time, especially in heavy traffic.

Passenger: "Stop switching lanes!"

Driver: "Yeah but that ones way faster"

Passenger: "Oh god your such a Lane Slut!"

by TheNickofTime January 27, 2010

Lane boy

A boy that sits in his boring lane in life and too scared to get out of it and follow his heart and soul.

Look at that lane boy doing the 9-5

by Wahsner June 14, 2018

Lane Tech

a school where the “smart kids” end up becoming stoners and having no friends. the rotc kids drag people down to the basement and rape them with their stupid little pins. mr lopez sticks his dicks in everyone’s ear until they put their fucking id on. with lane kids it’s either suck dick or get your dick sucked

lane tech -
rotc kid: come down here faggot
retarded religious lane kid: no i’m saving my virginity until marriage

mr lopez: i want you to look at me while i fuck you to make sure you’re picture matches your face

by fatkid13 March 7, 2019