lardcore

adj. 1. (parody) A mispronunciation of the term "hardcore" now used to describe the morbidly obese.

also "lardXcore"

Oh. My. God. Sam Conners is SO lardcore.

by Aryq November 17, 2006

laid

to be fucked.

i laid my chick like there was no tommorow.

by 5zigen June 18, 2003

lahrd

It can be whatever you want it to be, that's the beauty of LAHRD!

Lahrd me! I went and lahrded the whole process, and in turn, found lahrd in my pocket.

by LAHRD!!! January 1, 2004

get laid

the first thing an egg does

"How do you expect me to get hard so fast?" the egg asked the boiling water. "I just got laid a minute ago."

by Mike the Ekim July 19, 2005

Laid-Off

To be fired

Note: Usually not due to self fault (i.e financial instability of the company or reorganization of management levels)

See Fired

I was laid-off from my job because the company was on the verge of bankruptcy.

by strykerphoenix October 3, 2006

Lard Nugget

one whos is as fat as a nugget in a pool of lard.

James get off the couch u lard nugget

by weinersrus March 11, 2011

lad lard

The happy yet fattening substance yeilded by milking a young man. Also see boy butter, man mayonnaise, hot fish yoghurt, (the battle of) bollock-lava.

When she emerged from the night-club toilets, her boyfriend noticed that her lip-gloss, though previously strawberry flavoured, now had the pier-stanchion tang and subtle greasiness of lad lard. She seemed also slightly cross-eyed.

by Dave D Dangerous December 28, 2004