"The teen who rejected James Franco had no concept of the importance of climbing the horizontal ladder."
by pasha sasa April 13, 2014
An individual who attempts to climb the Corporate Ladder, by sleeping with their boss, and then files sexual harassment charges, but their hands are slippery from doing it the wrong way, so they slide back down.
Yeah, Monica's law suite against her boss Dave for sexual harassment got dropped, because they found an email from her asking him to bend her over in his office....She's now working in the mail room. I now think she is trying to sleep with her new boss Kyle, to get promoted. This will be number three, that Ladder Greaser!
by LeeezaNaarooon October 16, 2009
a sexual act(created by a genius who shall be known as tootoes) in which a man lies face down on the edge of a supporting object with his penis pushed downward between his legs while his partner kneels behind him and sucks it with her nose in his ass. thus sucking cock and brown nosing all at the same time... corporate ladder.
neal: hey man, what'd you do last night?
tim: i beat up them hams and made the old lady climb my corporate ladder!
tim: i beat up them hams and made the old lady climb my corporate ladder!
by timmytootoes February 15, 2008
Derived from the movie Gattaca. Someone who comes from a lower class or disadvantaged background and through perseverance and perhaps some deception becomes a member of a higher class or a more desirable section of society.
Everyone at the office thinks Alex grew up rich like us, but he's a borrowed ladder - grew up in a trailer park.
by wholesum1 June 03, 2013
"climb the ladder"
suicide----first used by Noriega in Panama, when American Soldiers were tapping his phone inside the church where he was hiding right after they invaded Panama to capture this ruthless Dictator. He stayed there to avoid being captured by The United States and by the Panamanians.
suicide----first used by Noriega in Panama, when American Soldiers were tapping his phone inside the church where he was hiding right after they invaded Panama to capture this ruthless Dictator. He stayed there to avoid being captured by The United States and by the Panamanians.
Noriega: I'm not going to be captured and face the death penalty. I'm going to climb the ladder.
climbing the ladder
climbing the ladder
by blthrskt December 06, 2005
broken ladder n.:
An attractive female. Term is typically used in a public setting by a group of males who do not wish for anyone, save the group, to know that an attractive female is being pointed out.
The saying began at a major retailer in order for employees to point out attractive women in the store without notice.
An attractive female. Term is typically used in a public setting by a group of males who do not wish for anyone, save the group, to know that an attractive female is being pointed out.
The saying began at a major retailer in order for employees to point out attractive women in the store without notice.
"Hey Scott, you should have been out here, you just missed a broken ladder."
"We have a broken ladder in aisle #5!"
"We have a broken ladder in aisle #5!"
by flurbury September 07, 2007
Dance move relating to daggering, the act of climbing a ladder, jumping off and landing horizontal on top of a woman and humping (daggering) her in a short motioned, rapid manner.
by JonnyRusso March 01, 2011