lushstache

An unkempt mess of fur residing on the upper lip of an alcoholic.

Todd, I wish you would wash or shave your face once in a while, I can smell the Natty Ice and Black Velvet on your lushstache from across the room.

by Kn@rlyECO December 7, 2015

Lumsdenophile

Someone who is sexually attracted to bitch boys

You Lumsdenophile

by ntsclsclst June 26, 2016

Lushover

Lady + crush + hangover = Lushover. A Lushover (n) is a word for when you spend time with or meet a woman and you really enjoy the time together, so much that you develop a mini crush. The next day you wake up and your head and maybe heart are full of thoughts of this person. However, this feeling typically goes away in a couple hours or a couple days. Nothing to worry about, no need to act on it necessarily. Note: If it's especially strong, say a couple months or years its more than a lushover.

"I met this amazing woman last night and today I woke up with a bad lushover."

by kelseykwong September 16, 2016

lumphead

somebody with a vacuous mind,or lacking in intelligence. Also used to mean someone with a big lump on their head resulting from a blow to the head.

Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Harun,Uriah,Jim,Tom,Bill,and Jeff are all quite the lumpheadsfor being barehead in such cold weather!

On February 24,1980, ten-year-old Linus was quite the lumphead, by saying his nine-year-old brother Luke had a square head and Luke repaid Linus by calling his head a rectangle head,and with that he crowned Linus as Linus lost his pompom snowhat. "Now you're a lumpheadin more ways than one,Linus!" exclaimed Luke,as a huge lump appeared on Linus' bare cold head.

by JMC70 January 8, 2017

Lumsin

A person with a fetish for wooden baseball bats. They often shove them up their rectum

That shithead Matt hunsinger is a little lumsin

by Biggecheese69 November 10, 2018

Lumphead

When you have a perfectly functioning brain, but you just don't use/outright refuse to use it.
Derived from the saying " Just sitting there like a lump on a log. "

Boy: You seen {blank}'s posts? What a total Lumphead! He never bothers to look anything up...

by fainttwistedecho October 17, 2021

lushbritney

@lushbritney is a popular Twitter user & GlamSquad member known for tweeting tarotney1 photos on a daily basis. He can be a mean Britney Army but when you get close with him you’ll understand that it’s just his personality.

Brett: Who’s lushbritney?
Rav: A fad

by GlamSquad69 October 20, 2021