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leave britney alone

a famous youtube video, by chris crocker about britney spears

How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Britney after all she has been through.!

She lost her aunt, she went through a divorce. She had two fuckin kids.

Her husband turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now she's going through a custody battle. All you people care about is….. readers and making money off of her.

SHE’S A HUMAN! (ah! ooh!) What you don’t realize is that Britney is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her.

She hasn’t performed on stage in years. Her song is called “give me more” for a reason because all you people want is MORE! MORE-MORE, MORE: MORE!.

LEAVE HER ALONE! You are lucky she even performed for you BASTARDS!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!…..Please.

Perez Hilton talked about professionalism and said if Britney was a professional she would’ve pulled it off no matter what.

Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash someone who is going through a hard time.

Leave Britney Alone Please…. !
Leave Britney Spears alone!…right now!….I mean it.!

Anyone that has a problem with her you deal with me, because she is not well right now.

LEAVE HER ALONE!
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Leave it in

The guy leaves his dick inside his woman after he's ejaculated. Depends on the each individual but personally I love it. To stay feeling connected after sex.
When you've finished having some good sex and the guy just doesn't wanna get out of you and leaves his dick inside. Can also be used to express 'leave it in music' i.e hot steamy RnB tunes that you just have to make out too.
by XBOX360GirlUK August 21, 2011
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Lavena

Hero, saviour of the city lavena is a girls name which means to rescue or to serve someone and will be greatly rewarded
Did you hear lavena saved his life(hero) (saviour)
by Iamanoun January 12, 2018
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garden leave

The practice whereby an employee who is leaving a job is instructed to stay away from work during the notice period, to spend their time at home mooching in the garden while still being paid

It is used to prevent employees from taking the piss and company information when they leave, especially when they are leaving to join a competitor.
"Man, Billy has just spat his dummy out and ditched his job"

"Put that douche bag on garden leave before he poaches all our customers"

"Man, what a douche"
by Cornholio12 August 21, 2011
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lick and leave

When you want to cum but you just can’t be bothered to make an effort. The guy wants to see you so badly and he insists it just for your pleasure. Likely story. So you tell him he can have a lick and leave. So the rules are they arrive. They lick. They leave. No chat. Blindfold optional.
Guy:you taste so amazing. It’s increcible to hear you cum. Can we fuck?
Girl:I was perfectly clear. This is a lick and leave. Your work here is done. Shut the door on your way out
Guy: ok. Thank you for letting me pleasure you. It was amazing
by Witwhoo February 17, 2018
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Ryan Lavery

The name of a character on the soap opera, "All My Children", portrayed by one of TV's worst actors, Cameron Mathison. Despite how most fans of the show seem to hate his guts and those distracting bulging eyelids, the show and network refuse to write him off even though this solution is likely to increase ratings to enormous highs. His immature mannerisms very similar to King Kong have earned him the nickname, "Ryape" but sadly he's not met his maker atop the Empire State Building. The Pine Valley townsfolk see him as some hero, even though his track record of bloodying people in a fight club, demanding women be subservient to him, attacking cops absent of any remorse, conning innocent people and so forth indicate otherwise to a fan with an IQ at least in double digits. With his current love interesting being Madison North, a woman who killed her husband with a bookend, much of the AMC fanbase wants nothing more than to see Madison argue with Ryan with that object close by so she can go in for the kill and make millions' of fans' dream of a dead Ryan come true.
This character's only tactic is expanding his eyes to nearly bulge out of his sockets. His name must be Ryan Lavery!
by ParalegalHottie October 16, 2010
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lavender passageway

The rectum. Presumably, this word's etymology originates from the word lavender, meaning "gay" in certain contexts unrelated to violet hues.
Wikipedia is administered by people with a stick up their lavender passageway.
by Tochterlieber April 13, 2008
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