Laser-faced

la·ser-faced

ley-zer feyst
adjective
1. To be thoroughly intoxicated with a high propensity to enter beast-mode

2. To disregard naysayers that hinder your exuberance while pursuing unimaginable debauchery.

Example: “Last night I got laser-faced and ate a whole wheel of cheese”

by TheEmoney August 14, 2021

Laser-like Focus

An Australian Colloquial term for willful ignorance

Minister Tudge at the Robodebt Royal Commission "I had a laser-like focus on my responsibility as the minister" I didn't know the scheme was unlawful.

by GovtPFFT February 1, 2023

Laser Lemon

Lousiana State University's true school color...Not gold like they think.

by Mike the Tiger wants to be free! September 18, 2003

laser heel

is when performing a front side 360 pop shuv while flicking a heel flip on a skate board

he just landed the laser heel of that se

by xXKHAOZXx October 30, 2007

Laser Bitch

Some bitch who shines a laser in your eye, possibly born in 1984.

"Ah I cant see because that Laser Bitch got me..."

by Rynoburrow January 14, 2013

Laser Sex

Theoretical term for stimulating ones sexual organs using high powered lasers.

Joe: Hey dude, did you just bang that chick?
Mike: Yeah! We had laser sex, it almost blinded me!
Joe: Oh....

by Kadzi October 30, 2013

laser butt

A butt that is so shiny with human sebaceous oils that it shines like the moon.

Dave: "Bra.. I scored on Trixie.. her butt was like--"
Todd: "laser butt?"
Dave: "Yeah it made my eyes burn!"

by J. Deik June 22, 2008