When your balls are so radiated with red light that anyone can see those shiny testicles through your pants, underwear or penis.
"Yo, you gotta get that checked out. Why are you yourself decorated for Christmas with those red lights?"
"Well, I got laser balls."
"Well, I got laser balls."
by Xexdeh December 31, 2019
Get the laser ballsmug. A powerful form of puking that is accomplished with such force that it seemingly exits the mouth as straight as a laser beam.
"You should have seen it man, Horatio smashed the keg-stand record and then laser vom'd across the room!"
by john larue January 17, 2009
Get the laser vommug. A laser piss is when you piss in a straw and connect it to an air compressor. The speed at wich the piss exits the straw is comparable to a laser, thus, laser piss.
by Baab32 November 5, 2013
Get the laser pissmug. a projectile from the mouth...most likely being a noodle.or spit,or basically anything.this most-likely happens when some one is really excited,or just retarded.it is quite funny,but some times disgusting if you fall victim to a laser-noodle
awesome-dude-with-long-hair: dewd,i was at game stop the other day,it was so awesome.
weird-girl-with-domo-backpack: game stop!(at this point the girl shoots a laser-noodle across the table and hits sasquach
awesome-dude-with-long-hair: lawlz!
weird-girl-with-domo-backpack: game stop!(at this point the girl shoots a laser-noodle across the table and hits sasquach
awesome-dude-with-long-hair: lawlz!
by awesome-dude-with-long-hair December 18, 2008
Get the laser-noodlemug. Cats possessing the ability to shoot lasers out of their eyeballs; cats that can be used as weapons to defeat evil forces like a ninja.
by sarahxvampires December 19, 2008
Get the Laser Catsmug. by muthaf January 27, 2009
Get the pussy lasermug. 1- a stuffed pig which makes funny grunting noises when hit against walls or other people's heads.
2- a source of great amusement
2- a source of great amusement
"Dude, chuck me laser pig"
"No he's my laser pig"
(Insert physical battle for the control of the small pink pig here)
"No he's my laser pig"
(Insert physical battle for the control of the small pink pig here)
by theloaffamily April 10, 2010
Get the laser pigmug.