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laser balls

When your balls are so radiated with red light that anyone can see those shiny testicles through your pants, underwear or penis.
"Yo, you gotta get that checked out. Why are you yourself decorated for Christmas with those red lights?"
"Well, I got laser balls."
by Xexdeh December 31, 2019
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laser vom

A powerful form of puking that is accomplished with such force that it seemingly exits the mouth as straight as a laser beam.
"You should have seen it man, Horatio smashed the keg-stand record and then laser vom'd across the room!"
by john larue January 17, 2009
mugGet the laser vommug.

laser piss

A laser piss is when you piss in a straw and connect it to an air compressor. The speed at wich the piss exits the straw is comparable to a laser, thus, laser piss.
''You can't piss a 800Km distance to reach my head''

''Watch me engage a laser piss upon ye!''
by Baab32 November 5, 2013
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laser-noodle

a projectile from the mouth...most likely being a noodle.or spit,or basically anything.this most-likely happens when some one is really excited,or just retarded.it is quite funny,but some times disgusting if you fall victim to a laser-noodle
awesome-dude-with-long-hair: dewd,i was at game stop the other day,it was so awesome.

weird-girl-with-domo-backpack: game stop!(at this point the girl shoots a laser-noodle across the table and hits sasquach

awesome-dude-with-long-hair: lawlz!
by awesome-dude-with-long-hair December 18, 2008
mugGet the laser-noodlemug.

Laser Cats

Cats possessing the ability to shoot lasers out of their eyeballs; cats that can be used as weapons to defeat evil forces like a ninja.
They're planning an ambush with laser cats. Run for your poopers!!
by sarahxvampires December 19, 2008
mugGet the Laser Catsmug.

pussy laser

When a person has the ability to shoot a beam of laser from their pussy. Similar to the twat gun.
She nearly scorched my cock off with her pussy laser!
by muthaf January 27, 2009
mugGet the pussy lasermug.

laser pig

1- a stuffed pig which makes funny grunting noises when hit against walls or other people's heads.

2- a source of great amusement
"Dude, chuck me laser pig"

"No he's my laser pig"

(Insert physical battle for the control of the small pink pig here)
by theloaffamily April 10, 2010
mugGet the laser pigmug.

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