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Kunzle Magic

A magical ability possesed only by chosen band directors. Kunzle Magic is the ability to foretell what time the band will get back to school from football games or festivals. It is almost always extremely accurate and, if the user is gifted enough, can sometimes predict the time of arrival before the band even goes to the event. It is a blessing to be in a band which has a band director gifted with Kunzle Magic.
Example 1:
Kid on band bus: We're getting close to school, whats the Kunzle Magic say?
Other Band Kid: 6:52, only three minutes from now!
by Pseudonym721 November 25, 2010
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Kindle Burnout

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If I read another Jane Austen book I'll get kindle burnout
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