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keester pack

Prison or Customs smuggling term.

A small package of contraband inserted into the Anus or rectum to avoid detection. Usually drugs in a small balloon, condom or plastic bag.
The dude smuggled in 3 grams of tar in a keester pack.
by Kuerno May 23, 2008
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Kefters

Underwear worn by men - usually boxer shorts.
My kefters are a bit tight around the bollocks.

I got a nice pair of red kefters for Christmas.
by Muchobenny December 28, 2011
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Kestra

A ho who is 94.9999% gay who is really strong and will fight you if you hurt her friends. She is really popular and is the center of attention at times she likes it but at the same time she dosent.
kestra:damn that b was rude let me fight her
by mcskeisha May 14, 2018
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Kenterrious

He carries a shlong also known as a big dick, skinny, make all the hoes wanna come back, and also funny
You are another kenterrious
by Tee shlong February 25, 2019
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kenterrius

One big dick mothafucka who likes bitches riding his dick
I’m fucking hoes like Kenterrius
by Huvtfgyv August 12, 2019
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Kestelyn

Person with a huge heart ♥

Loves easily
Funny to the very core
Smiles like the sun lights up
I wish I dated Kestelyn, he's perfect.
by AnglaisAnna November 8, 2019
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Kesler's Theory

Within every atomic mass in creation exists an entire universe. Through the fusion of two atomic masses the universes within them collide to form one greater though unstable universe. Through division one atomic mass is split and so splits the universe within it into two smaller but much more stable universes. The universes within atomic masses lie dormant until either fusion or division.
If we assume that Kesler's Theory is true then we can also assume that the Big Bang Theory is also true and was the result of the fusion of two atomic masses in another universe.
by yugeryy January 22, 2022
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