Kernel32

Also known as Kernel32.exe

A Floodnet Computer VIRUS that runs in the backround of your computer (as a process), and attempts to e-mail itself to your address book using Outlook.

James: Dude if you get any E-mails from me don't open them, I just found Kernel32 running on my comp.

Rick: Oooops...

by Sangre Viento May 19, 2005

Crotch Kernels

The inevitabely large amount of still edible popcorn that ends up in/ around your lap, crotch and surrounding area(s). Usually happens while watching a movie or TV and You are far too consumed with what is happening on-screen to notice what's falling out of your hands and/ or suckhole.

Is usually eaten when found, but is sometimes discarded on the floor with the candy wrappers.

1: Scott should pay attention to his food a little better, he's gonna have a mountain of crotch kernels to clean up.

2a: Dude, you just ate crotch kernels!
2b: So? They're mine!

by Dan "The Brucey" Murray August 13, 2012

kernalize

The act of taking advantage of someone while they are under the influence.

Hey, did you kernalize her last night? Err yup. Dort

by Dabbin Lynn April 14, 2007

Kornelius

A creature that reaches new boundries of stupid.

How stupid are you ?
Im Kornelius.

by TheRealNorwegian June 5, 2016

karnell

A Karnell, essentially, is the real life hellspawn of Bill Cosby and Samuel Jackson. With an unquenchable thirst for pussy, yet nothing to show for it, he surely is the crankin' master, and a marvel to science itself. Easily angered, it's natural habitat is somewhere in front of a screen, or in the woods of Tennesse searching for his lost booty queen. A well known sodomite booty warrior, he often gets close to his prey, who seem to get scared off within mere moments of the impending dick smash that awaits. Though usually found diddling his willy under the soft glow of the Indiana moonlight in a backwoods trailer where he stashes his games and porn, he occasionally comes out to make fun of the crackers lurking outside.

Guy One : "I've heard tales of a legendary booty Warrior lurking the streets in these parts!"

Guy Two : "Oh, that's just my porn addict cousin, Karnell. Boy, does that child love ass."

by Old Greg's bottle o' Bailey's September 29, 2013

keriel

usually extremely hot and gets a lot of women he usually has a nice personality and a great sense of humor also has a big cock.

brianna: damn keriel so hot i wish i can marry him!

by yungNebula March 14, 2017

Kornelia

A beautiful name, and also a girl who is in love with Lay. She is an amazing dancer and her voice could kill people because it's too flawless. She fucks him everyday every night latata. Stan a queen named Kornelia.

"Hey Kornelia"
"Oh hey there, Lay. I didn't see you coming *undresses*"
"Can we really do this here? *turns around* in the middle of nowhere?"
"Hell yeah we can"

by VirginHoeHoeHoe November 21, 2018