Kelly 

The most beautiful woman I have ever laid eyes on. Highly intelligent and equally as witty. Her laugh is uncontrollably contagious and can be heard from the next town. Green eyes that I wish I could dive deep into just to see how everything looks through the most beautiful set around. She's been blessed with a body most women would kill for- literally. Even after giving birth, her body is as addictive as sex to a nymphomaniac. Besides her sexy ass Pilates body.... I'm just as addicted to this woman's heart, mind and soul. She is a phenomenal mother, friend, sister, daughter, employee, student, singer, girlfriend, fiancé and soon to be wife. She brought the most beautiful baby boy into this world. He constantly impresses me and makes me fall more in love with both of them. She gave me her heart and the family that blows my dream family out of the water. Kelly is everything and more. If you had her and lost her, I'm sorry. I have her now and will not lose her. She is my soul mate, best friend and best lover- Forever & Now. She's gonna be my wife and I can't wait. Thank you for loving me Kelly. There is nothing better than MY Kellys love. Find your own Kelly and never let her go.

Me: Kelly kissed me last night!
Older brother: "STFU! You just ruined so many wet dreams"

Kelly by Daddy2Duchess September 23, 2017

kelly 

Someone's exposed butt crack. Especially when at least three inches is visible and hairy.
(See plumbers crack.)

Dude! get a belt, you showin your kelly! and by the way, shave a line where your back stops and your butt starts.

kelly by John the man! January 3, 2008

Kelly 

Kelly has been mooching rides off me for several years. She never offers to pay for gas and one time my hand was broken and she still made me drive her. I do not like this girl or her ethics/morals.

Kelly please get out of my car.

Kelly by Colleeflower99 May 31, 2018

Kelly 

Someone who does stuff for attention, sometimes in a good way but mostly it's just annoying for everyone around them.

"Omg that girl is being such a Kelly, she only post that picture to get likes."
"Go change, that shirt makes you look like a Kelly"

Kelly by chevronbecrazy101 February 10, 2015

kelly 

A temporary boyfriend / girlfriend until your crush comes around. Named after "Kelly Girls", from Kelly Services.

ie.
They won't last, that's his kelly until Miranda is ready to hook up with him

kelly by Rod Beatty November 10, 2008

Kelly 

Kelly, the name of someone who is a giant douche. Commonly referred to as a: nerd, loser, loner, asshole, lil' bitch, cunt, et cetera et cetera. Can sometimes be a nice person but they are so insecure and have so much shit in their head that they take it out on other people.

Person: And that's when I knew that Janet was the one for me.
Kelly: But why? Janet is a lil' slut who sleeps with everyone.
Person: stfu kys.

Kelly by endlesskelly July 9, 2016

kelly 

Someone who dumps ppl for other ppl that are more popular. most likely a flirt (in a bad way) and usually is a bitch/hoe.

Sum1 random: dude she just told me she didnt want to be my frend anymore.

Another random person: duuudddeee, sheee is a total kelly...

kelly by sum1 random February 19, 2008