A Vagina whose Labia are large/wrinkley/ugly/discoloured and protrude noticably, often as a result of childbirth.
Drop a donna kebab on the floor and the resultant mess will resemble an ugly vagina.
Drop a donna kebab on the floor and the resultant mess will resemble an ugly vagina.
by The Dirty Bubble February 23, 2008
by TXONeck June 06, 2019
by Kebab Technician May 29, 2020
A moist smelly fanny/pussy. Even though it looks and smells awful you know it will taste lovely when you are drunk. May cause heart burn in the morning.
Sean couldn't wait to have a taste of Susies damp kebab even though he knew he would regret it in the morning.
by Seandoman January 11, 2015
The inimitable, impenetrable stench of stale kebab, that is noticed upon ones hand the morning after a heavy night on the booze and drunken takeaway. In extreme circumstances of alcohol use, kebab hand can be the only way to help remember the consumption of such a meal.
by jam1kenobi April 05, 2007
When a traffic collision causes scaffolding / piping to come off of a lorry at speed penetrating a car inc. Driver / passenger / Both
Did you hear about the crash on the M4 ? Scaffold lorry and a ford. Driver turned into a Human Kebab.
by PC J July 15, 2011
by lgf räägers September 21, 2018