Dropped Kebab

A Vagina whose Labia are large/wrinkley/ugly/discoloured and protrude noticably, often as a result of childbirth.

Drop a donna kebab on the floor and the resultant mess will resemble an ugly vagina.

I fucked that bird last night, she had a cunt like a dropped kebab.

by The Dirty Bubble February 25, 2008

Kebab Technician

Fixes the spinning kebab thing.

The meat spinner is broken

Ok call the Kebab Technician.

by Kebab Technician May 29, 2020

kebab svarvare

it is a man who makes kebab other known as " kebab tekniker "

robert: wow look at that guy
mohammed: yeah he is a kebab svarvare

by lgf räägers September 21, 2018

Human Kebab

When a traffic collision causes scaffolding / piping to come off of a lorry at speed penetrating a car inc. Driver / passenger / Both

Did you hear about the crash on the M4 ? Scaffold lorry and a ford. Driver turned into a Human Kebab.

by PC J July 15, 2011

damp kebab

A moist smelly fanny/pussy. Even though it looks and smells awful you know it will taste lovely when you are drunk. May cause heart burn in the morning.

Sean couldn't wait to have a taste of Susies damp kebab even though he knew he would regret it in the morning.

by Seandoman January 11, 2015

Doorknob Kebab

When you shove the doorknob into your a$$ and you’re skewered on the knob.

My wife couldn’t satisfy so I settled for a doorknob kebab.

by TXONeck June 5, 2019

Shishy Kebab

Only the coolest, most awesome youtube channel in the world ever!!!

Dude 1: What are you doing?
Dude 2: Watching YouTube.
Dude 1: Epic, who?
Dude 2: Shishy Kebab!!!
Dude 1: Awesome, I love that guy, I'm going to watch some too!

by YouTube Review November 2, 2020