King Kong's Finger

When a woman rides you reverse cowgirl and pounds out a log on your stomach

Sherry gave her boyfriend a King Kong's Finger lastnight at the party

by 1andDone August 23, 2018

King Kong's Finger

A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A King Kong's Finger is a large turd typically formed in the shape of the giant ape's digit in the act of tickling Fay Wray under the chin.

What a dump I just had. It was a King Kong's Finger.

by Doctor JonSun July 26, 2011

king of spain's beard

A phrase used to refer to the female pubic hair.

"She had no knickers on and when the wind picked up you could see the king of Spain's beard!"

by Mike Oxarrd January 12, 2009

King Henry’s

King Henry’s is a mixed school who suspends people for dumb reason lots of people have relationships and so do some of the teachers the headteacher and someone r in a relationship

King Henry’s used to be called Erith School and khs is a short version

by Shitschools April 2, 2020

King Arthur's Court

a bad hand job performance which feels to the receiver as if the performer is trying to pull a sword out of a stone.

T: How did last night go?

R: Everything was fine until I realized I was in King Arthur's court. It felt like she was trying to rip my dick off.

T: Ha ha ha that sucks

by sk8a September 29, 2008

King Kong's fist

A massive shit that looks like a giant gorilla's clenched fist.

Fuck me, I've just shat out King Kong's fist.

by Jockeyknob January 19, 2025

King Arthur’s Sword.

The Act Of Sharpening Genitals Using A Knife Or Other Sharp Object.

Oh, Lemon was giving himself a “King Arthur’s Sword.”

by Lemon’s Chode @chodemail June 11, 2025