Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

Mario Kart 8 but the battle courses don't suck and you can hold 2 items. It's cool!

Rick: Hey dude I just got Mario Kart 8
Sam: Aww dude that's old get Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on your Nintendo Switch.

by Haapsalu May 26, 2018

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch

A game you shouldn't play. You will experience pain. You will suffer. You will loose your friends. You will loose your family. You will regret how you sacrificed those 60 dollars. You will loose everything.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna play some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch?
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.

by NotJayIstg November 2, 2020

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch

A game you shouldn't play. You will experience pain. You will suffer. You will loose your friends. You will loose your family. You will regret how you sacrificed those 60 dollars. You will loose everything.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna play some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch?
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.

by NotJayIstg November 2, 2020

pwn-karts

motorized school desk. so you dont got to walk in school anymore

Joe was so tired of walking around school, he made pwn-karts

by strongislandladiesnightvip November 27, 2009

karted

an extreme juicy fart ; farting with such massive force the universe has to be reset to hold the impact.

Jesus girls, i just had a burrito and i just karted.

by yvey April 11, 2016

karting

When you're playing that new Mario Kart app and don't have time for anything else.

Sorry, I can't watch that movie with you today, I'm too busy karting.

by PESUYD September 30, 2019

Kart and Cuddle

When you and a female companion(wife, girlfriend, etc.) get together for a good gmae of Mario Kart and cuddling. May lead to sex depending on who wins or loses.

Male friends: Hey man, what do you have planned for tonight?
Me: Nothing much but I promised the girlfriend we would kart and cuddle.

by X_Webster October 12, 2019