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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

Mario Kart 8 but the battle courses don't suck and you can hold 2 items. It's cool!
Rick: Hey dude I just got Mario Kart 8
Sam: Aww dude that's old get Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on your Nintendo Switch.
by Haapsalu May 26, 2018
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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch

A game you shouldn't play. You will experience pain. You will suffer. You will loose your friends. You will loose your family. You will regret how you sacrificed those 60 dollars. You will loose everything.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna play some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch?
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.
by NotJayIstg November 2, 2020
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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch

A game you shouldn't play. You will experience pain. You will suffer. You will loose your friends. You will loose your family. You will regret how you sacrificed those 60 dollars. You will loose everything.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna play some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch?
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.
by NotJayIstg November 2, 2020
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Mario Kart

One of the Big Three of racing video games, the other two being Trackmania and FZero.
Very nice game using mario, luigi, and friends and has lots of racing.
Yooooo mario kart is so awesome
by Starryboi April 30, 2024
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Kart and Cuddle

When you and a female companion(wife, girlfriend, etc.) get together for a good gmae of Mario Kart and cuddling. May lead to sex depending on who wins or loses.
Male friends: Hey man, what do you have planned for tonight?
Me: Nothing much but I promised the girlfriend we would kart and cuddle.
by X_Webster October 12, 2019
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Mario Karted

Going from a high placement to a very low placement in a short amount of time due to the randomized items in any kart racing game. The term is most commonly used in the Mario Kart series, it’s namesake, but can also be used in other racing party games like Garfield Kart or Team Sonic Racing.
Person A:Wow, I’m dominating this race!
(Gets hit by Blue Shell)
Person A:Well, that’s OK, I’m still in 3rd, I’ll just come bac-
(Gets hit by Red Shell)
Person A:I’m just in sixth! It’s definitely still winnabl-
(Gets hit by Bullet Bill)
Person A:God dammit. I’m in 10th. I just got Mario Karted.
(Gets hit by Lightning)
(Finishes in 12th)
by anonymous June 29, 2023
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Redspeed kart

a kart that is actually orange-red and is used by ONLY white arias and bell users
that white aria only passed me because he was in a Redspeed Kart, he would be half a second slower if he was on a Birel Art
by Karting Pro December 18, 2023
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