Jonathan

A warriors bandwagon

Hates on lebrons greatness

A finessing god with the ladies
Does damage in the bedroom

Thinks Kobe is better then Jordan

Hates on smite players

Says he hipped everyone to a lot of music artist

Always in his older brothers shadow
A drop off in 2k
The best fifa player in Brockton hands down

Was once a dagger king

Goes by KING JO
Is very smart

Corrects everyone’s grammar

Thinks he’s always right

Jonathan is a wise man

by J John May 29, 2019

Jonathan

a boy who comes off as quiet, sweet, and goofy in a shy way, but once you get to know him, he becomes a guy with a wide sense of humor, someone who will melt (and steal) your heart, and is very mature for his age. he thinks he's slick, and either gets his heart broken or does the breaking. don't date a Jonathan unless you plan on getting married, bc you'll never get over him

I don't know why, but I just simply cannot get over Jonathan

by cherrybearly March 27, 2020

Jonathan

A tall, lanky (probably autistic) person who claims to be heterosexual but his constant flirtation with his male friends suggests otherwise as he makes subtle moans when he gets any form of physical contact, even a simple handshake gets his red rocket pumping.

I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.

Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.

Bro what happened, did you experience a Jonathan? Or did you become a Jonathan?

by RealN1zz October 18, 2022

Jonathan

Jonathan is an average tall looking guy. He is usually pretty decent but he can be very very rude and make you feel very bad. He will most likely make you want to slit your throat in the end. A Jonathan is two faced, one is an angel and the other a manipulator.

Person A: *gaslights*

Person B: Jesus christ you're such a Jonathan! You always do this.

by anonymous February 15, 2022

Jonathan

Jonathan is a very kind guy who has great taste in music. You can trust that he will always be honest with you and give you the best advice. He is always there to listen no matter what time a day or night. If you meet a Jonathan make sure you treat him kindly because he is a king and deserves the best.

I was on the phone with Jonathan all night, it was so fun!

by Radkid April 16, 2020

Jonathan

A person who is good looking and has good personality and someone you can never forget. His amazing dick is going to make you always coming back for more.

Janise: jonathan is so kind
Susie: his dick bomb as well

by Jessie lewis November 22, 2021

Jonathan

A Jonathan is a great listener and friend that always gets around crowds. He is great with socializing and easily makes new friends. He loves sports and trains allot and girls like him for that. He is the most like-able person on the work floor. Not the most trustworthy boyfriend since he gets allot of attention and he usually never has a longterm relationship because he doesn’t like boredom. He loves adventure and trying out new things and he never stops exploring boundaries. He is very creative and often travels allot and has a very open mind. He will never judge anyone negatively and he is the best friend there could be! You need a Jonathan in your life if you want an adventure buddy!

“Jonathan is always traveling or busy with trying out new things!” Yep that’s Jonathan, he always find himself new things to do. He can never sit still!

by 6_Dana1703_ May 13, 2020