jock

a brainless idiot who's only escape from doing his homework is a sport in which he has some geeky chick whois in love with him do is homework
eww i fucking hate jocks they're fucking assholes! eww www
by darkpixie666 January 17, 2006
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jock

1.to copy
2.to really like someone
3.to have your balls in a girl's mouth.
"why you jockin my shoes?"
"im jockin that asian girl."
by joe May 02, 2004
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jock

Noun. Brainless lumps of muscle and fat. Grow up to work at gas stations and die from morbid obeasity. See Dumbass.
It's called Karma. Jocks are popular when they're in school, but are losers when they grow up, mainly because they didn't spend any time worrying about a job other than "MVP".
by Dudeiedes January 10, 2007
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Jocke

Ett dampbarn som inte har något like, är arg över att han heter ”Jocke”.
”ÅÅÅÅOOOH JAG HETERRRRR JJJOOOOCKEEEE” - Jocke
”Fan vad Jocke ska vara arg då” - Jockes ”kompisar”
by Åffe October 09, 2020
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jock

noun: Someone who takes the ideas of others; a poser.

verb: Taking someone's ideas; posing.

(and the athlete, obviously)
1) Mary is such a jock, i had those shoes last week.

2) Mary jocked those shoes.
by JaeHxC May 13, 2008
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jock

In the case of school:
A man who is highly interested in athletics to the point where it dominates his life. Characterized by assholes with competitive attitudes. Usually social elite, jocks often date/fuck cheerleaders and other high level social elite females who are always either highly attractive or rich.
In the case of adulthood:
Jocks usually join national assiociations such as the NBA or NFL. Usually, these athletes cheat on their wifes, are dishonest, and occasionally, commit crimes and get away with them.
Note: Female athletes cannot be classified as jocks. There are extraordinarily few females that have the jerkish personality the male athletes have.
Members of the football, baseball, soccer, basketball teams or any dangerous contact sport.
All male, professional athletes.
by Talisman August 16, 2003
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Jockness

The use of jocking. Like bitchassness.
"No jockness on my site or else you'll be deleted."
by Snoopdancer1 July 11, 2008
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