Josh 

A kid who acts like an asshole and try's to snitch on you in school

People:Over 9000
Josh:Can you please stop before I tell on you

Josh by DeadpoolKidz January 16, 2020

Josh 

A simp that'll do anything for woman and will deny it once you point it out.

Person 1: "Josh you're a simp."
Josh: "Uhh that's not true.

Josh by Cotton Floss August 23, 2020

Josh 

The kind of guy who joins vc and deafens/mutes immediately

I was in Discord vc and someone joined and didn't even talk, just muted immediately. Wasn't surprised to see it was Josh

Josh by Lil' Broomstick January 22, 2021

josh 

dumb stupii kid thad cantt spel andd itz tots nott himn righting this

i want to kill josh

josh by good old dumb April 12, 2022

josh 

n. 1) a tissue, 2) any form of tissue or such material that can be used to catch the result of masturbation, especially while alone in a dark room, 3) v. to josh, to masturbate into a tissue awkwardly while alone in a dark room.

1) "Hey, wanna pass me a josh?"
2) "Dude, I don't wanna go in my room. I stepped on an old josh last night, and it wasn't mine."
3) "God damnit, I walked in on my room mate while he was joshing last night.

josh by Mike_Rotch October 5, 2010

josh 

- choosing the easiest way to do something out of laziness with no regards for future consequences or not doing anything about something because you are too lazy to bother even though in the future you will have a much larger problem.

Bill broke up with his girlfriend who lied and cheated on him, but made a josh and started having sex and dating her again because he didn't have to try.

Instead of canceling his magazine trials, Bobert pulled a josh and did nothing, ignoring the possibility of future bills.

josh by writteningasoline March 28, 2010

Josh 

a fat kid who likes food

Josh has a fat ass

Josh by dudedude89983 October 4, 2011