journeybitch

A person with a journeyman's card in a trade such as an electrician, plumber, or HVAC installer who is on a job because the person running the job does not have their card. This could be due to lack of skill on the card holder's part, but not necessarily.

Clint, who had his journeyman's, was only on Ralf's job because Ralf couldn't pass the test; therefore, Clint was Ralf's journeybitch!

by sparks277v August 22, 2009

Journalism Face

The straightest face you can make. Usually required in situations with a terrible combination of hilarity and a requirement to remain serious at all costs.

Girl: Some woman was telling me about how she stepped on her cat and then fell down the stairs, and crushed her toddler.

Guy: Bet you had pull out the Journalism face while listening to that.

by commensalism November 14, 2011

Wonderful Journey

A place in Internet mythology ruled by 7 liberal feminzazis. The place is ridden with bad roleplay, yaoi, transgender sex, pregnant men, too much love and femininst bullshit. Look away lest ye go mad.

Oh please, don't tell me this place is going to become a Wonderful Journey

Ugh, you act like you're from Wonderful Journey

by Border Patrol Man October 20, 2004

vision journey

When a person takes a road trip by themselves to figure out life and sleep with as many people as possible.

He dude... I'm outta here. Time for Vision Journey 2006!

by oldmanferg July 22, 2006

crap du jour

Any useless or needless item that you can't part with.

"crap of the day"

Nancy: "What the hell is this?"
Faith: "What, the foil origami cranes?"
Kim: "It's the 'crap du jour'."

by Kimmie January 26, 2004

dick du jour

A play on soup du jour ("soup of the day"). The latest in a long string of flings or short-term boyfriends for a woman or a gay man.

Girl 1: Who's the new guy with Zoe? I thought she was dating Zach?

Girl 2: Oh, that's Chase. He's the "dick du jour".

by AstridB August 5, 2010

journalable

A moment or an experience that you are able to journal about.

A meeting with an irate parent would be a journalable moment.

by gallyspad November 29, 2010