Jewdog

Another name for Hebrew National hotdogs... Hot dogs that are kosher and might possibly be the best tasting hot dogs money can buy.

Yo, pass me another jewdog, they're the best!

by smart.in.sin July 9, 2009

Jehovah's Witnesses

Jehovah's Witnesses are just normal people. I am writing because I am tired of people complaining about them coming to their doors at like 6 or 7 am, saying that they are a cult, that they want their children to die and so on... As one of Jehovah's Witnesses, I can say from experience that all of this is NOT true. Our beliefs and outlooks on life, comes from the Bible. If you are reading this to get an understanding of Jehovah's Witnesses, PLEASE do NOT believe everything people say out there. If you want the truth about the religion, visit the website listed below or contact your local Kingdom Hall. Thanks!

The official Jehovah's Witnesses website is: www.watchtower.org

by STaurus March 2, 2009

jehovahwatt

A jehovahwatt is based on the concept of the amount of energy one must expend trying to explain evolution to a creationist before you feel compelled to light yourself on fire in frustration. (Etymology: First seen in FARK comment 1607982, August 2005)

"It took 47.3 Jehovahwatts to turn that water into wine" -whatshisname
"47.3 Jehovawatts! 47.3 Jehovawatts! The only thing that has that much power is a bolt of lightning!" -jimmyhaha

by EZ1923 September 24, 2005

jewboobies

very nasty looking tits, usually located right above the belly button, yes they sag, and are most likely found on a jewish person

Mark: hey grandma what are those things doing down there
Grandma: oh mark, theyre just my jewboobies
Mark:dammit grandma, get a new bra

by scooty b is a cool kitty February 23, 2011

jehoshaphat

A Jehoshaphat will be the most amazing
person you will ever meet.. a Jehoshaphat knows how to pleasure a woman just right.. someone anyone would be lucky to marry... a Jehoshaphat is one of kind and if you ever meet one, you will be the luckiest person in the world.. it would be your joy to fall in love with a Jehoshaphat ..

I'm so lucky to be with Jehoshaphat

Are you down? find Jehoshaphat

by richMansOn May 29, 2017

jehovahs witness

people who have wrong beliefs about everything its actually laughable how dumb their religion is its a sinful cult but are good kissers and good at tetris

jehovahs witnesses confuse society stay away

by blueberrychapstickruinedmylife October 24, 2017

Jewhad

Like a Jihad, but generally a lot less dangerous. a jewhad is a curse a jew puts on you, often resulting in loss of money of absent foreskin.

John: Fuck man, i need your help!

Eddy: What is it?

John: Rabbi Bergenstein put a jewhad on me and now my money is gone

Eddy: He got me too

John: What happened to you?

Eddy: Lets just say my cock is Jewish

Adolf: Whats up guys? The rabbi again?

Eddy: Yep

Adolf: dont worry, i will stop this from ever happening again

by chubby thy legend February 17, 2010