derek jeter

Extremely overrated shortstop for the New York Yankees - although he's a very good hitter (for a shortstop), he's pretty bad defensively and is waaay overpaid, even by baseball's exorbidant standards. He's baseball's equivalent of Tom Brady.

Wow! He had a .500 slugging average and drove in 100 RBIs ONCE! He almost hit 25 homers a couple of times, and he's never struck out 150 times in a season! What a fantastic player! Scott Brosius also won all of those rings! Scott Brosius is the second-greatest player ever!

by ThatsBriskBaby March 7, 2005

Jeter

extremely hot and sexy shortstop for the new york yankees. hes an unbelieveable talented all around player, one of the best in baseball.

" I just want to be remembered as a Yankee. " Derek Jeter

by AshIzzLe May 21, 2004

Jetadore

indie/rock/pop band from Charlotte, North Carolina. Members include Christian Chidester, Ryan Zimmerman, Nathan Yost and Keon Masters. www.myspace.com/jetadoremusic

"dude jetadore and sequoyah prep school are playing at tremont this saturday!"

"o my gawd keon is sooo hawt!"

by Christian Chidester August 21, 2008

Jetted

Expecting someone but not sure when they'll arrive.

Ben: Dude, where is Vince?

Kyle: I don't know, he's not texting me back.

Ben: Damn dude, we're so jetted right now.

Caitlin: Hannah was supposed to pick us up an hour ago!

Samantha: She's being such a jet right now.

by thatonedude23 June 15, 2011

derek jeter

A baseball player who sucks in three very specific ways:

1) so hard
2) so bad
3) wicked bad

"Man, did you catch Derek Jeter in the ALDS against the Angels?"
"Yeah, he sucked wicked bad."

by T Unit October 10, 2005

Jeta

1. Word used to refer to the word "head" in spanish

Te voy a romper la jeta!!!

by Yee dino angle June 7, 2018

Jeter

team penis is a homo sexual...you probably tried to fuck jeter in his hotel when he was in boston beating the redsox and he turned you down so you flipped out..its understandable..hes cute, but hell never go for you..he gets only supermodels..too bad hes the best player in baseball..it must hurt your beantown heart..or your stretched out asshole...ps, stop trying to put your dick in your ass..it wont work, youll just disappoint yourself

jeter, tosses to womack, flips to giambi...DOUBLE PLAY!! TEAM PENIS tosses to his boy, flips around and licks his ass...69!!

by tjmaxxx March 25, 2005