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Jersey Thunderstorm

the act of someone taking a shit while another person is in the bathroom taking a shower. More notably, when someone takes a very smelly, loud shit while another person is in the bathroom taking a shower.
Person 1 - "I was in the middle of the most awesome shower this morning, and all of a sudden I hear a fucking fart. I looked around the curtain and Steve's sitting there with his pants around his ankles, shitting his goddamn brains out. I swear the fumes burnt my fucking eyes."

Person 2 - "Ewww...you got caught in the middle of a fuckin' Jersey Thunderstorm."

Person 1 - "Yeah... no shit.... no pun intended."
by kamikazeproject November 27, 2009
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jerseyfest

the act of sticking your foot in the female's vagina/male's mangina, while getting a blumpkin by an asian person, light your hand on fire and then fist fuck a goat. finally, you end it with giving a dog a rim job and pouring horse semen into a human asshole. but you must do all this while wearing a burger king crown and the sexual partner must be a jigaboo, while having a soup kitchen in a prius.
dude: dude i just had the best jerseyfest of my life last night.
dude 2: oh cool. i want in.
by ReallyGKid November 29, 2010
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Jersey Rotisserie

A 3some where the woman is on her hands and knees between two guys. One has his dick in her mouth, one has his dick in her ass or pussy. Looks like a pig on a rotisserie. Could be a fat chick but doesn't have to be.
She got herself into a Jersey Rotisserie again with those two last night
by Shockaa December 11, 2014
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Jersee

Jersee: The name of the prettiest girl you will meet. She’s funny, intelligent, and very kind-hearted.
Nobody will meet another girl like Jersee.
by Thatguy123099 May 28, 2018
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New Jersey Aunt

Somebody who loves 80s TV shows and wine.
"My New Jersey Aunt loves Golden Girls and wine."
by jp_wags July 26, 2020
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The New Jersey Turnpike

Smacking your lovers face with your dick repeatedly in a haphazard, aggressive fashion thereby inducing the disorientation and aggravation one feels while driving the New Jersey Turnpike.
"Sometimes, when the moment of our love making turns especially tender, I give Brenda The New Jersey Turnpike. Just to remind her not to take anything for granted."
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"
by RoyCoup December 10, 2012
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Jessenia

A beautiful girl with a big ass and nice curves.
a girl every guy wants, because she's also amazing in bed and foreplay. she's also smart, funny, sweet, nice, and have an funny laugh.
Josh: "look at that ass!"

Bob: "She must be a jessenia"
by michealstweart September 6, 2011
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