Danger Jerkin'

Danger Jerkin' is the act of masturbating while being in a place where you could possibly be exposed or caught by friends or whoever.

"I was Danger Jerkin' in the alley way at night and didn't really expect to see anyone but I liked the idea of possibly getting caught and all of a sudden out of nowhere a homeless man approaches me and catches me in the act."

by publicdangerjerker#1 March 17, 2012

Jerkin the gherkin

Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.

Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now

by Lunistice November 14, 2020

straight jerkin it

chillin/doin nothin

"hey man, what you doing?"
"don't know, straight jerkin it"

by bereft land November 05, 2023

#jerkin

Finger licking' good!

I be #jerkin on this joint

by #jerkmeister June 07, 2018

Werkin’ and Jerkin’

1. Working hard to grind something out before a deadline while thoroughly enjoying it.

2. Masturbating while working.

1. I was so productive today! I was totally werkin’ and jerkin’.

2. Jeffrey Toobin was fired from The New Yorker for werkin’ and jerkin’ on Zoom.

by Mr.BobDobalina03 April 12, 2021

jerkin turkin

Good olddddddddddd Masturbation. Just a funnier way to say it.

Ever heard of a Jerkin Turkin?

by The Dream God April 04, 2023

Wendy’s Jerkinator

The Wendy’s Jerkinator is a versatile piece of equipment for men. It comes with an synthetic double pattied Wendy’s burger with extra mayo.

Yo man, come check out my Wendy’s Jerkinator.

by Thunderfart99 January 25, 2024