Jerkin the gherkin

Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.

Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now

by Lunistice November 14, 2020

Jerkin the turken

A way to say masturbating if you're to uncomfortable actually saying masturbation

Person 1: Mat just got done jerkin the turken
Person 2: didn't need to know that

by Not wambu September 8, 2022

jerkin' it

When you take the fourth time derivative of position.

Jake: Did you finish the physics homework?
Paul: Yeah I was jerkin' it all night long

by anonymous April 11, 2025

Jerkinitis

Inflammation of wrist, elbow and shoulder from jerking off to much.

My homey got jerkinitis cuz he jerked off to much.

by Marchello Jones February 23, 2024

Jerkin n gerkin

The hillbilly way to say beating your meat

Yee yee I was jerkin n gerkin all night. You shoulda seen the amount of cum on my wall

by SkeetSkeetQuail May 2, 2019

Werkin’ and Jerkin’

1. Working hard to grind something out before a deadline while thoroughly enjoying it.

2. Masturbating while working.

1. I was so productive today! I was totally werkin’ and jerkin’.

2. Jeffrey Toobin was fired from The New Yorker for werkin’ and jerkin’ on Zoom.

by Mr.BobDobalina03 April 12, 2021

Jerkin' it

Taking the third derivative of position as a function of time.

Person 1: Hey have you done the calculus homework yet?
Person 2: Not yet, I am currently jerkin' it though.
Person 1: Dude wtf, I don't need to know that
Person 2: Huh, its problem 3. We must solve for the third time derivative of thr given position function.

by YeastInfectedGrandpa April 6, 2025