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Jerkin the gherkin

Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.
Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now
by Lunistice November 14, 2020
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Jerkin the turken

A way to say masturbating if you're to uncomfortable actually saying masturbation
Person 1: Mat just got done jerkin the turken
Person 2: didn't need to know that
by Not wambu September 8, 2022
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jerkin' it

When you take the fourth time derivative of position.
Jake: Did you finish the physics homework?
Paul: Yeah I was jerkin' it all night long
by anonymous April 11, 2025
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Jerkinitis

Inflammation of wrist, elbow and shoulder from jerking off to much.
My homey got jerkinitis cuz he jerked off to much.
by Marchello Jones February 23, 2024
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Jerkin n gerkin

Yee yee I was jerkin n gerkin all night. You shoulda seen the amount of cum on my wall
by SkeetSkeetQuail May 2, 2019
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Werkin’ and Jerkin’

1. Working hard to grind something out before a deadline while thoroughly enjoying it.

2. Masturbating while working.
1. I was so productive today! I was totally werkin’ and jerkin’.

2. Jeffrey Toobin was fired from The New Yorker for werkin’ and jerkin’ on Zoom.
by Mr.BobDobalina03 April 12, 2021
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Jerkin' it

Taking the third derivative of position as a function of time.
Person 1: Hey have you done the calculus homework yet?
Person 2: Not yet, I am currently jerkin' it though.
Person 1: Dude wtf, I don't need to know that
Person 2: Huh, its problem 3. We must solve for the third time derivative of thr given position function.
by YeastInfectedGrandpa April 6, 2025
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