jellybean belongs in hell
by leftscorebored August 18, 2022
Get the Jellybean mug.Listen, now you might be thinking what the actual fuck. There’s actually a fucking definition for this? Well yes, of course there is a motherfucker.
Dirty jelly beans mean that a mans ball sack is dirty ass fuck, or looks like a birds nest. Lmfao I don’t know Jesus Christ man.
Anyways another definition is “I fucked your mom” by saying “I dirty jelly beaned your mom” that’s like saying “I fucked your mom”
People also use this to fucking make people feel bad, it works. Go outside and call someone a dirty jelly bean.
Dirty jelly beans mean that a mans ball sack is dirty ass fuck, or looks like a birds nest. Lmfao I don’t know Jesus Christ man.
Anyways another definition is “I fucked your mom” by saying “I dirty jelly beaned your mom” that’s like saying “I fucked your mom”
People also use this to fucking make people feel bad, it works. Go outside and call someone a dirty jelly bean.
Person 1: hey man! I dirty jelly beaned your mom last night, don’t get mad!
Person 2: what the fuck Kyle, were brother.
Another example:
Person 1: “you’re a fucking dirty jelly bean”
Person 2: “what the fuck man”
Another one:
Person 1: “I heard his hot!”
Person 2: “homie don’t get in his pants.”
Person 1: “why?”
Person 2: “his got dirty jelly beans, a fucking birds nest instead of balls. And his dick is like a long stick.”
Person 1: “ive heard enough.”
Person 2: what the fuck Kyle, were brother.
Another example:
Person 1: “you’re a fucking dirty jelly bean”
Person 2: “what the fuck man”
Another one:
Person 1: “I heard his hot!”
Person 2: “homie don’t get in his pants.”
Person 1: “why?”
Person 2: “his got dirty jelly beans, a fucking birds nest instead of balls. And his dick is like a long stick.”
Person 1: “ive heard enough.”
by Joe Biden (stan Quackity) February 6, 2021
Get the dirty jelly beans mug.1) a type of jelly that people usually shoke on
2) a type of jelly that is either yuckilly yuck or sensationally sweet
3) a thing for desperate people ::wink::
4) a person who is very sweet - your boyfriend or girfriend (mothers are usually called jelly beans)
5) all round dickhead
6) a person with no brain (makes sense i guess)
2) a type of jelly that is either yuckilly yuck or sensationally sweet
3) a thing for desperate people ::wink::
4) a person who is very sweet - your boyfriend or girfriend (mothers are usually called jelly beans)
5) all round dickhead
6) a person with no brain (makes sense i guess)
I had this girfriend who was the best jelly bean that i had ever had. My mother, being the jelly bean that she is, bought a nice band of jelly beans that squarked all this jelly bean out and my beautiful jelly bean got mad at me so i called all the band members jelly beans...:(
by Stebenke July 15, 2008
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by kelly lang September 1, 2008
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Man, Andrea gave me a wicked jellybean last night. That bitch did The Star Spangled Banner and hit all the high notes !
by Captngeetch July 15, 2013
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by Jellybeaner January 14, 2008
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