banana jelly

A Scottish term coined by a Mr. McLean meaning cum, jizz, semen, spunk, baby gravy, DNA yogurt, pork mayo, the baldmans tears or hotdog flavoured water.

It's steak and blow job day. She's getting my banana jelly for dessert.

by WrongTurtleDove April 21, 2014

Jelly Pussy

When a girl's pussy lips are so fat and puffy that they flop around and wiggle like jelly. May be a naturally meaty puss or extremely engorged from the use of a pussy pump.

That girl had to have used a pussy pump. Them lips were so fat she had the jelly pussy.

by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017

jelly jumper

person who LOVES fat chicks

tc is a jelly jumper

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Jelly Pirate

A very specfic group of Jamaican Pirates that sell Jelly Coconuts on the side of the road. Most concentrated population in the Negril area near the bush man rastas. One can tell the individual is a genuine Jelly Pirate by his gruff demeanor, dirty wifebeater, Natty ponytail, dark sunglasses and the signature call of "Drink Up All Of Di Wata Baybi". Don't be to alarmed the Jelly Pirate's bark is much worse than his bite.

Let's go see Jelly Pirate

by mothermccree June 2, 2010

scrotum jelly

Semen, or cum, which is dispensed upon ejaculation.

When Bob got off, his scrotum jelly went everywhere.

by Rodfather June 20, 2005

Jelly Jacking

When a male uses a jelly or preserves as a substitute lubricant to wank off and masturbate. Used either out of desperation for some form of lube or because of a food fetish.

Girlfriend: Hey!! Why does your cock taste like my grandma's homemade jelly again?

Boyfriend: Just suck it. I did a little Jelly Jacking earlier.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

kentucky jelly

A slang term describing KY Jelly.

Don't put that kentucky jelly on toast, save it for the jelly roll.

by Vitorrio December 27, 2007